What warning would you give to a new member?

[TheRightToArmBears]

Don't accept candy from strange old men.

 

[Phase_9]

Don't stick your in dick in the pudding.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Don't tell me that you're a girl.

 

[Scrythe]

- Spell check
- The paragraph is your friend
- The search bar
- This isn't 4chan. Don't be a dick.

I sometimes forget to follow my own advice on the last one, but at least this place is moderated so if I slip up they give me a swift kick in the shins.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Don't get too intimidated by all the rude flamey people.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

[yoda]Your memes.

You will not need them.[/yoda]

My (newly 'Holiday Council'-ified) avatar disagrees with you.

But, admittedly, Philosoraptor is one of the smarter ones out there. And the Kanye West one is new, let people use it a bit before it becomes hated. But 'Lulwut Pear'?

You'd best be heading for the hills, hombre.

 

[Woodsey]

Some people cling to the safety of the "SEARCH BAR!!1!" like their cock and balls depend on it.


Beware.

 

[Dancingman]

Bump, I like this thread too much and it has too much good information to die.

 

[Jurassic Rob]

No versus threads and never ever mention Halo!

 

[Sassafrass]

Rememver, don't antagonize me.
I will hunt you down.
[sup]And kill you, then proceed to take your bones and skin[/sup]

No versus threads and never ever mention Halo!

The above quote will also help you to avoid my wrath.

 

[GoldenCondor]

don't talk about rape or feminism

Of course, the guy with the George Carlin avatar.
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- Don't post stuff without re-reading it.
- If you make a thread with an internet meme as the foundation, you will be shunned by the community.

 

[Aqualung]

Don't tell me that you're a girl.

Hey.


...I'm a girl.

 

[Rawker]

do not mention any bad words like, dare i say it. halo, without expecting to be hit with the literary molotov of a flamewar.

 

[SmartIdiot]

Warning: This place is full of pseudo-intellectuals and angsty teenagers, leave while you still can.

 

[WildManBill]

Thanks for the warnings, I'll be sure to try and not piss anyone off.

 

[captainwillies]

don't talk about rape or feminism

Of course, the guy with the George Carlin avatar.
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- Don't post stuff without re-reading it.
- If you make a thread with an internet meme as the foundation, you will be shunned by the community.

Oh no don't worry I've been suspended three times for both those things

 

[goatzilla8463]

Don't tell me that you're a girl.

Hey.


...I'm a girl.

Oh dear...

Now I'm obliged to flirt with you at all times...

 

[Aqualung]

Don't tell me that you're a girl.

Hey.


...I'm a girl.

Oh dear...

Now I'm obliged to flirt with you at all times...

Oh... Shoot! I thought it was going to be more like a "RAAAAAGE!" response!

I'm a hair old man! HAAAIRY!