"Fargus Yeavons: A tale of sex, drugs, cars, money, power, horses, buying, crack, psychoticness, music, fame, wardrobes, gold, games, fans, weed, booze, speed, empire, guitars, enemies, crime, cartoons, epicness, sexiness, loch ness, movies, depression, heritage, honour, dignity, more crack, friends, Germans, pornography, rock 'n' roll, chips, darkness, metal, bullets, explosions, groupies, hookers, war, putty, science, infatuation, chickens, Dalai Lama, karma, snake-charmers, prowess, riches, treasure, pirates, ninjas, knights, zombies, news anchors, boats, even more crack, getting laid, chilhood dreams and crash."