What would you call your own autobiography?

Zeraki

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"You didn't seriously spend money on this crap did you?"

Yeah... I'd say that pretty much captures the essence of my life perfectly.
 

FolkLikePanda

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"Fargus Yeavons: A tale of sex, drugs, cars, money, power, horses, buying, crack, psychoticness, music, fame, wardrobes, gold, games, fans, weed, booze, speed, empire, guitars, enemies, crime, cartoons, epicness, sexiness, loch ness, movies, depression, heritage, honour, dignity, more crack, friends, Germans, pornography, rock 'n' roll, chips, darkness, metal, bullets, explosions, groupies, hookers, war, putty, science, infatuation, chickens, Dalai Lama, karma, snake-charmers, prowess, riches, treasure, pirates, ninjas, knights, zombies, news anchors, boats, even more crack, getting laid, chilhood dreams and crash."
 

Azaradel

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I'm sure a book about my life would be a truly worthwhile read seeing how I bore myself just being me, so let's go with the appropriate title of:

"TL;DR"
 

Easton Dark

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The Watcher of Loading Screens.

If I had to watch my life over, I feel like I'd be bored at all the percentage bars I've watched slowly creep to full.
 

TheMyffic

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I've just finished my autobiography! It's called, "How To Get A Job (By not doing as I did)

Here it is:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009N90QBW

Enjoy! :)
 

Clausit

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Wizards don't use rocket launchers and other stupid shit I've said and done

Alternately:
The boring times of the blokes in a pub
 

xemnahort

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FolkLikePanda said:
"Fargus Yeavons: A tale of sex, drugs, cars, money, power, horses, buying, crack, psychoticness, music, fame, wardrobes, gold, games, fans, weed, booze, speed, empire, guitars, enemies, crime, cartoons, epicness, sexiness, loch ness, movies, depression, heritage, honour, dignity, more crack, friends, Germans, pornography, rock 'n' roll, chips, darkness, metal, bullets, explosions, groupies, hookers, war, putty, science, infatuation, chickens, Dalai Lama, karma, snake-charmers, prowess, riches, treasure, pirates, ninjas, knights, zombies, news anchors, boats, even more crack, getting laid, chilhood dreams and crash."
Also referred to as "The Tags of Life".
 

krazykidd

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"If you are reading this , you're doing it wrong "

" i hope they serve beer in... Oh dammit tucker max beat me to it"

"Butthurt , the tale of a hererosexual male getting fucked by society"