What would you call your own autobiography?

Spydercake

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"The friend zone is your fault, examples of how it happened, why, and how to fix it."
"The socially awkward freshman's guide to sucking it up."
"Dying of old age: Unconscious Suicide?"
 

Circleseer

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'Since you're seeing my autobiography, this means I've died. I would be very unsatisfied with this, would I be able to feel anything, and can only hope I went out in blazing glory. Also, since I'm gone, I don't care what happens to any of you now. So F you.'


The book itself would then be empty, though one could argue the title is long enough.
 

FalloutJack

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"Why The Hell Would I Write An Autobiography?"

Turns out it isn't one, per se. It contains alot of rants and jokes that loosely pertain to sections of the author's life.

Other books I might write:

"Thank You For Giving Me Money."
"What is WRONG with you people?!"
"For The Last Time, Video Games Don't Create The Violence."
"God's An Asshole And Other Fine Tidbits."

Followed by the three-book series:

"The Dangers Of Post-Modernism."
"How I Re-Wrote Reality For You."
"Nice Job Breaking It, Hero."
 

Death Carr

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"Wait what I'm 17 why do I have an autobiography?"

Or maybe even

"Procrastination, cynicism, and a handful of peanuts"
 

likalaruku

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Lethargy in Motion.

Damn Kids Get Off My Lawn.

Diary of a Twisted Redhead.

My Life & Other Recipes.
 

RADIALTHRONE1

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[HEADING=3]My Life[/HEADING]
A series of "And you thought that was a good idea why?" moments.
[small]On a side note, don't push the red button. Worst idea ever.[/small]​
 

Razzigyrl

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"Blast, Bother and Condemnation!! and Other Epithets"

I think that would suit me well. Or maybe,

"Reasons to Fear Mirrors"
 

The Salty Vulcan

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My friends came up with these gems

"If only I stayed on the TARDIS and other great missed opportunities"
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"Bacon and its Applications in Modern Day Life"
 

Starik20X6

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"Bricks, Buttons, Bats and Boobs: The Starik20X6 Story"

I figure I should let the readers know what I'll be talking about for most of the book.
 

Gamer_Fries

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Me
The life of someone you didn't know


The "me" would be centered and it would be a nice plain cover of me walking from an explosion not looking, cus "Cool guys don't look at explosions".
 

KFalcon

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The Average Joe and how to be unimpressed by life.

That about sums me up.

And for the funsies:

Half this book is about drunk blackouts and paranoia.
 

ChildofGallifrey

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"Radical Dreamer"

My aspirations in life are, I'll say charitably, a tad unrealistic. Also, my favorite game is Chrono Cross, in which certain events revolve around a group of thieves called the Radical Dreamers. Seems to fit.