What would you do with a clone of yourself?

FROGGEman2

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The old conundrum: is have sex with your clone gay, or just masturbation?

Either way, that. We'd also sleep in the same room and do everything the same and get along perfectly and wank (gay sex?) lots. That kind of stuff.
 

Pegghead

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I'd make it do all my bidding, and make sure it was on a chain leash AT ALL TIMES!
 

sonicmaster1989

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I'd divide the work of life in half. One of me takes a science and elective, the other takes the other two. Two jobs means twice the money, we share the same interests so we'd share a place to stay with all the same food. It's like twins, only twinlier (don't diss me).
 

Neonbob

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Blimey said:
Neonbob said:
Shoot it.
In the face.
It's not murder then.
And I don't wish to share the spotlight.
Would that count as suicide?
Assisted suicide maybe.
Or it could just be psychotherapy.
You could try that excuse.
 

Dromons

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I'd send him to another country and live completely seperate lives.

If you have sex with a clone of yourself... is it... masterbasion?
 

sms_117b

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Proclaim to the science community I had made a clone, win nobel prize, patent method, sell it, live life of luxury.

My clone would probably end up in a lab somewhere, but oh well, so long as it wasn't me.
 

XJ-0461

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There are two possibilities:

1) We argue a lot and start beating each other up.

OR

2) We sit and play videogames all day.
 

The3rdEye

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Assuming I could clone more than one...

Start a studio. Arguments of nature vs nurture, and what factors differentiates people's development aside, we would be absolutely kick-ass, since there would be no infighting, everyone could get along and behind the project because we all thought of it, and car pooling would finally become entertaining as well as efficient. That would be AWESOME.

If I only had one me clone...

Create the perfect alibi to our own nefarious schemes >:D
 

MURPHYCHACHO

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Well, first I'd make her play second player on RE5 with me because the AI in that game is shit.

And then, of course, the makeouts.