What would you do with a key that opens everything?
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I'd open those pistachios that you can't really open, cos they haven't gotten ripe yet or something.
Not gonna lie, I'd find some rich selfish bastard and loot his house. Maybe repeat it a few times. Then I'd keep the key just for day to day use, there are tons of times where I wish I could open a door to get somewhere I need to be.
Open anything, eh?
Finally, a sure-fire way to get rid of those pesky bra hooks!
Seriously though, um... it would be nice to have one key for everything. If I didn't have to waste so much time fumbling with keys and keycards, life would be so much easier. (Plus, if it's the only key I have, I'll never misplace it! It'd be easy to just keep it on my person, unlike my bulky keyring now)
Other than using it to replace all my currently used keys, I'd open a locksmithing business and make a fortune. Have an unbreakable lock that you need open? I'm the only one that can do it. You just can't watch as I'm... er, "picking" the lock.
Finally, a sure-fire way to get rid of those pesky bra hooks!
Seriously though, um... it would be nice to have one key for everything. If I didn't have to waste so much time fumbling with keys and keycards, life would be so much easier. (Plus, if it's the only key I have, I'll never misplace it! It'd be easy to just keep it on my person, unlike my bulky keyring now)
Other than using it to replace all my currently used keys, I'd open a locksmithing business and make a fortune. Have an unbreakable lock that you need open? I'm the only one that can do it. You just can't watch as I'm... er, "picking" the lock.
As someone who has been trained in lockpicking, I can already gain access to most places unlawfully. You'd be surprised how many people think all locks are the same and just pick up whatever from the local dollar store or hardware store...
So essentially, nothing. I suppose it would reduce the weight of my key chain though.
So essentially, nothing. I suppose it would reduce the weight of my key chain though.
I would probably just use it to get into peoples home and screw with them. If they aren't home I'd just rearrange stuff and plant a hidden camera to see their reactions when they get home.
If they are there I'd just act cool, see what's going on, get myself a drink or make a sandwich or something, just see how long I can go before they ask me to leave. Seeing as how many stoners live in my apartment complex they might just assume they know me and can't remember from where, so I'd be able to hang out and mooch for a few hours and maybe make a few friends.
That and steal things, obviously.
If they are there I'd just act cool, see what's going on, get myself a drink or make a sandwich or something, just see how long I can go before they ask me to leave. Seeing as how many stoners live in my apartment complex they might just assume they know me and can't remember from where, so I'd be able to hang out and mooch for a few hours and maybe make a few friends.
That and steal things, obviously.
I'd try to find a lock that can't be opened by any key and see what happens. If I can't I'll use the infinite power of the key to open the door to different treasure vaults and become a famous treasure hunter with the ability to open any lock with my magical key.
