What would you ride into battle?

Je Suis Ubermonkey

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Jonny49 said:

You know what's cooler than a sloth? I giant sloth.

With some armour plating, machine guns and those badass claws, we'll kick arse till our feet are saw. Then perhaps nap, then kick some more.

I shall name him...Dozy.
Armour? Why bother? Didn't those things have skin like chain mail?

I'd have a woolly mammoth, and be the first person to successfully invade Russia in the winter.

Or a Bruhathkayosaurus, because nothing says I AM GOING TO KILL YOU like 200 tons of archer covered dinosaur.
 

M0rp43vs

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Huh.You know, for some odd reason,coming into this thread, I expected someone to say one of the ponies

OT:A war pig. Fully plated. While War pig plays in the background.
Or maybe a pterodactyl while I wield an assault rifle or grenade launcher. Let's get prehistoric on those medieval bastard

Of course, if we're going for fantasy, A night fury.
 

Canid117

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ravensheart18 said:
Canid117 said:
EXTINCT ANIMAL A TANK IS NOT AN ANIMAL
An a Raptor makes no sense for a medieval batte. So as long as we are using a time machine, might as well grab something useful.
Normally I would agree but when the Raptor is the size of a horse I would make an exception.
 

[Gavo]

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A Juggernaut. So I can be the guy riding it in this picture.


Run. Very fast.
 

Leemaster777

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You know, I made a topic like this awhile back. I choose a Pegacorn. Since then, I've come up with the PERFECT specific example:

 

Agayek

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I would ride a Sabertooth tiger into battle.



Doesn't get much more awesome than that.
 

norwegian-guy

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A Tyrannosaurus. It may not be the biggest ot most practical beast to ride. But I can't think of a single person that wouldn't shit their pants if they saw someone riding a freakin' Tyrannosaurus towards them.
 

kittii-chan 300

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"you fool! everyone knows those dont exist!"
now i know it not an animal but
 

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umm
http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://dreager1.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/blue_eyes_white_dragon.gif&imgrefurl=http://dreager1.wordpress.com/2011/03/25/daken-vs-blue-eyes-white-dragon/&usg=__CqX9FTVoZ3YuT728uuE_eyeAmzI=&h=352&w=472&sz=35&hl=en&start=0&sig2=QPK4qaHoOurjVQBShduN1A&zoom=1&tbnid=-YH0AQhmyWDNhM:&tbnh=161&tbnw=216&ei=xiDUTaWNOIXPiAK8vISeBA&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dblue%2Beyes%2Bwhite%2Bdragon%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D667%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=276&sqi=2&page=1&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0&tx=71&ty=36

that my freinds is a very long link to a picture of blue eyes white dragon.
 

Treaos Serrare

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Saber tooth tiger, jacked up on some serious growth hormones so he ends up being the size of that green tiger in HE-MAN
 

Ensiferum

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A Dracolich would be pretty badass assuming I had a comfy saddle so his spine wouldn't be jabbing into my butt.

Edit: I should totally read the first thread before posting. My choice would be a Gigantasaurus. Spinosauraus is bigger but the sail would get in the way a bit.
 

Spartan448

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This:
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/335/b/f/ac_130_demotivational_poster_by_wolf117m-d34167d.png

I saw someone post an Abrams earlier.

Which piece of flaming debris is it again?