What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

Chairman Miaow

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"Dear humans, this is graaagh, leader of the zombies. We can get in, we are just messing with you. See you soon!"

or

"Congratulations, you are the 100th visitor to this safe house, prepare to be set on fire!"
 

Tomo Stryker

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Istvan said:
I'd note that you never know when your last chance to fuck is.
That is why you bring a girl along, except Roshelle. She is there just to remind you that it doesn't matter who you are or what gender, people will and can be annoying during Zombie Hoard.

OT: I wouldn't leave the safe room, just as long as there was enough Insta-Mash everything would be ok.
 

Dr. Paine

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buy teh haloz said:
I had flexibility, they had reach. This didn't end very well.
I'd bet it wouldn't ._.

Anyway, OT:

"Lost guns, resorted to screwdriver. And don't be fooled, ammo caches are bigger on the inside.
-The Doctor."
 

BakaSmurf

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"Repent, the end was neigh!"

"Zombie Ninjas ate my family, need $ for karate lessons. Will settle for ¢."

"Step 6; Wield a fist of iron."

"My eyes! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!"

"Don't just tell them to go to hell, send them there yourself."

"SHOTGUN RAAAIIIN!!!"

"The 'evac chopper never came. IT NEVER FUCKING CAME!"

"When you see it, you will shit bricks."

"lol, u mad son?"
 

SFR

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"I took all the food and toilet paper."

"I felt it more important to carry a marker around than ammo."

"How is it that the people still alive during the zombie apocalypse all have very legible handwriting?"

"How did the government get the time to build all these safe rooms but neglect to save everyone?"
 

CoL0sS

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Flying Bananas Can't Talk
Flying Bananas Can't Talk
Flying Bananas Can't Talk
Flying Bananas Can't Talk
Flying Bananas Can't Talk

they just want you to believe they can....
 

GrizzlerBorno

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Warchiefwill said:
What a nice safe room you hav--sssssssssssssssssssssssssss
I'd be a shame if something....."happened" to it ssssssssssss. XD
Oh God bless Simon.

OT: "Why are you Reading this? Do you not have better things to do?"
 

Kakashi on crack

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Keep the bathtub water running, you don't know when the water lines will be cut.


Yeah, bland, but it's truely useful information in a Zombie apopcolypse :)
 

sucoono

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"It's not that safe i mean you made it in, how safe could it be. you'll probably die here you know. yup I mean even if the zombies dont get you what you gunna eat sucka. Just turn that gun into that stupid maw of yours and end it. I mean whats the point you cant win, just give up" yup thats what I'd write.
 

John the Gamer

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- Waiting sucks balls. Zombies do so more though.
- Who took all the stuff?
- Who left all this crap behind?
- If this place is save, then where are the people?
- I'm thirsty. (no water purification plants due to zombie-thing)
- Shouldn't be barricade the door?
- Why do we still have ammo?
- Etc.
 

Marik Bentusi

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Definitely not a meme. That's just sad.

I'd like to write "I miss the internet" beneath a chat-like argument tho as a homage to Left 4 Dead.