What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

[Catfood220]

Some guy outside just bit me, what a sissy.

What did I miss?

DON'T THINK ABOUT THE EVENT!!!

Welcome traveller, you are safe here. The governments of the world worked in secret these safe houses to protect and ensure the continuation of the human race in the event of a doomsday scenario. In a doomsday scenario, the best, the brightest, most important and most beautiful people as well as some mistakes from the past would be taken to these safe houses until the time comes that it is safe for them to re emerge into the world. As you have been fortunate enough to find this safe house, you too will be saved. Below is a list of the people who you will be sharing this haven with:

Jedward

The doors locked behind you and cannot be opened from inside.

 

[Wintermoot]

"Hail to the king baby!
-henritje"

"K/D=9001/0"

"has anyone seen my boomstick? its a 12guage remmington from Smart with a walnut wooden stock and cobalt blue steel"(cookie for refference)

"this is like counterstrike man!"

I'm guessing "Evil Dead, fist full of boomstick"? If not, sorry, Imma nub XD

close, its from Evil Dead 3: Army Of Darkness

Can I haz a third of a cookie, because I was a third correct? (Evil Dead 1, Evil Dead 2, Evil Dead 3 =D)

here you go! *gives cookie*

 

[freakyalex]

This message will self-destruct.....

 

[cptawesome]

"I've moved onto the next safehouse with lots of food and music and we're having a safehouse party. You can come, but only if you bring doritos and glow sticks."

 

[A Sense Of Decorum]

'NOTE TO ALL: The doors don't lock.'

 

[EHKOS]

Stay in here you dipshits.

 

[Headsprouter]

''THIS IS A FORUM



WHERE NOBODY REPLIES''

Just in reference to the ''i miss the internet'' safe room writings.

 

[CultistRat]

Next to a door "And now for something completely different" and right outside the door "Just kidding - more zombies."

 

[Solo-Wing]

I just saw Chuck Norris turned into a zombie. WE ARE FUCKED!!!!!!!!

 

[MaxRaine]

"And remember, the safety word is bananas"

or

"Press X to jump"

 

[CatmanStu]

"Is it safe?"

 

[Solo-Wing]

"Press X to jump"

"Press X to not die"

 

[Vanbael]

Leon,
I left a rocket launcher near the [insert final stage name here]. Use it last, like usual.
A. Wong.

This must be written in nice cursive too.

 

[honkyjesus]

"What is Left 4 Dead?"

 

[Solo-Wing]

Leon,
I left a rocket launcher near the [insert final stage name here]. Use it last, like usual.
A. Wong.

This must be written in nice cursive too.

You know the rocket launcher IS optional in RE4. Killed final boss without it. Then I was aloud to keep it for next playthrough

OT: Well the zombies don't seem to like my flamethrower. They start freaking out when I light them on fire. Who da thunk it?

 

[SoloStoffe]

I know this has been said before, but I would write, with a large black marker, "THE GAME".

 

[Vykrel]

for the next person that finds it?...

"We took all the food with us"

 

[Kunzer]

"This wouldn't have happened if we had voted for Bob Dole"

 

[Solo-Wing]

"This wouldn't have happened if we had voted for Bob Dole"

You just reminded me of this.