What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

[Not-here-anymore]

'The plants don't work. They're still coming. The plants don't work'

That is brilliant! As I'm sure about 80 people have commented so far. Enjoy the inbox spam!

Probably something about how vgcats is actually more likely to update if the guy who writes it is a zombie.

Or just satirise left 4 dead as much as possible:
'Reloading!'
'Pills here'

Or maybe just right the script to Shaun of the Dead on the wall.

'Finally, a safe room the zombies can't ge'
with a bloodstreak going down from the end. Yes, I will make myself bleed just to cause other survivors to shit themselves. Worth it!

 

[Anchupom]

Either "Why are you even considering going back out there? It's safe in here you morons"
or
"I killed off most of the zombie fuckers in here, but one little shit bit my ankle. Gone to patch it up, I'm sure it's nothing."
The second one would be written in a blood-like substance.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The metal lives...
The metal lives...
The metal lives...

 

[Clarice]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite safe room on the Citadel.


I never get tired of saying that...

lawlll

i would probably write something like

"if your reading this, you'll be dead very soon." just to freak em out.

If you're trying to freak them out, go all the way...like.

"There are many types of animals that eat their babies or elderly to survive...and we're low on food...Guess we're having human tonight. Yum."

Blood spatters all over the safe room.

 

[omega 616]

"Forget what you know, hitting them in the head doesn't work. Kick them in the nuts!"

Just the image of a horde of zombies hunched over/on all fours holding there giblets and moaning really loudly makes me laugh.

Maybe even....

"I hope you have a boom stick!"

 

[AtheistAndProud]

Probably something like "Press X to reload"
Then, later, somebody would become convinced that they were inside a video game.
Paranoid delusions, for the win.

 

[Dark assassin for hire]

>"I took the last klondike bar"
"Damn it! I wrote my name on that"
"If you are alive, I have you muffin"
"<- ???"

>"The cake is better safe then sorry"

>"Finally, other people who support my ideas on canibalism"
"They don't count, they are dead."
"ASSHOLE! JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD DOESNT MEAN THEY CAN'T VOTE!"
"lets have a vote. Mark which side you think is true Zombies don't count3) Zombies count89)"
"shouldn't the Zombies be voting on this?"
"They can't vote with all the lead I put in their heads"
"Zombies do count.... as kills!"

>"James was here"
"WAS"
"I'm back- James"
"Why would anyone go back?"
"I've been in this town for a while. just chillin, shooting some zombies, not much"
"DAMMIT JAMES! I LEAVE MY HOUSE FOR A WEEK AND YOU VANDALIZE IT! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!"
(smug marks)

>"I'm rich!"
"No one care"
" "

>"IF I SEE THIS MESSAGE AGAIN! I AM GOING IN CIRCLES!"
"shit, I knew it."

>"Be careful of the ones that jump"
"FUCKIN' ZOMBIE KANGAROOS!"

>"If you are a sexy lady, call me up (phone number)"
"Don't call him. He won't pick up."
"You actually called him, hahaha."

>"Be careful of the ones that shoot bee's, they are hard to kill."
"WTF? Zombies shoot bee's"
"The soldiers aren't here to save us, its a cover up."
"I think its kind of hard to cover 1 billion walking dead."
"I have, WITH BULLETS!"

 

[LaughingAtlas]

"This is a wall. It will not protect you for long."

"For helpful advice, consult the notepad in my cold, dead hands and see where I went wrong."

"When facing death, do not scream and cry like a *****. Seriously, aliens are looking down and laughing at us."

"Witches do NOT need a hug."

"Remember old Bill!"

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

I'd write out a Rick Roll..

 

[MetalGenocide]

"I wrote this to waste your time. Trololo"

 

[Remigus]

Lol, good writing. You should fill all the walls!

 

[JaymesFogarty]

Cut off their limbs!

 

[J4AZero]

"Aim for the head"
"zombies can swim"
and "Zombies learn quickly so MOVE YOUR ASS!!!"

 

[legendarytomuk]

The entire lyrics to Still Alive?

 

[Quaxar]

Probably something about how vgcats is actually more likely to update if the guy who writes it is a zombie.

It's funny 'cause it's true.

OT: It's the walking 57005!
Just because the apocalypse is coming there is no need to stop geeking. Oh and btw if anyone gets it I'll personally visit him and shake his hand in approval.

 

[Kadoodle]

"u mad, zombief@g?"

 

[Jaebird]

"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

 

[Whoolpurse]

Umm. "Extraction was right after last safehouse.. Just down the dark alley and to the left, just trust me!"

 

[InnerRebellion]

"This safe room is a lie. It is a trap! Get out while you can!"

Just to cause panic!