What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

[S.H.A.R.P.]

I would write:

Zoey: "Louis!"
Louis: "Zoey!"
Zoey: "Louis!"
Louis: "Zoey!"
Zoey: "Louis!"
Louis: "Zoey!"
Zoey: "Louis!"
Louis: "Zoey!"

For some reason it cracks me up to have those two apart from a distance, and screaming each others name. Louis sounds so adorable.

 

[Surreysmith]

"I heard the virus hasn't spread to Alaska yet."
below
"From who?"

 

[Rickyvantof]

the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie

"she's watching you
she's watching you
she's watching you
she's watching you"

And several pictures of Weighted Companion Cube.

 

[Gerazzi]

PEELS
HERE!

or

She blinded me... with science

 

[Daveman]

"Repopulate the world? call: 07957 665723
Must be female, hot and human or best offer."

Don't call the number... I made it up...

 

[Layz92]

"Oh yeah, takeing the blue pill seemed like such a great idea at the time"
or failing that a deeply captivateing question like:
"how would you explain colour to a person who has never seen in their life"
or
"why does a sound sound like it is? why does'nt breaking glass sound like running water if all sound is just a series of waves made in the air that out brains interpret?"

so not only do they die of starvation or old and alone, they die with an unanswered question their lips. However if there is a group of them to repopulate I might be responcible for keeping philosophy alive.

 

[Soulgaunt]

"I'm getting that damn achievement!"

 

[fudgebo]

Why did a bring a pen to the safe house instead of a an extra gun? And why the hell would i leave the safe house?

 

[Ben Legend]

"If you can read this, you obviously played Resident Evil and Dead Rising, the ultimate in Zombie training simulators. Congratulations on surviving this mild incident"

 

[olicon]

I'll color over the entire wall so that no one else can write anything on it.

 

[fudgebo]

i am a poet and i didnt know it..

 

[IamQ]

This room is not safe!

It was too obvius, wasn't it?

 

[paladinkratos]

to distract tank*coughHEAVYcough* throw sandvich and grab sasha. Then guess what you have to do next.

 

[WhyteBoy]

The angry troll in me would write "Stop playing this game; playing something better, or turn off the console."

But the zombie survivor in me would give advice on killing zombies or something useful and obvious like that.

The troll in me would write the "Fresh Prince" theme on the walls

But the survivor in me would write:

"Try punching back 40 zombies while reloading,...yea its easier than you think."

And maybe something like "Rise and shine Mr. Freeman rise..and shine"

 

[humpees]

I told him not to say bad things about Twilight... But did he listen? Noooo

 

[hero in flames]

"its not necrophellia if there still warm"... or "its not rape if there not alive"

yer fucked up much?

 

[JackCayman]

"you wont believe, but that ammo bucker there holds infinite amount of ammo. just try it"

 

[Spirultima]

"Need a dispenser here"
"Need a dispenser here"
"Need a dispenser here"
"Need a dispenser here"
"Need a dispenser here"
"Need a dispenser here"
"Need a dispenser here"
"Need a dispenser here"
"Need a dispenser here"
"Need a dispenser here"
"Need a teleporter he--GAHHH!!"

"Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to piss on everyone you meet"