What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

Ironic

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"Why aren't the zombies slow?!?

WHY AREN'T THE ZOMBIES SLOW?!?

HOLLYWOOD YOU JUDAS YOU SAID THEY'D BE SLOW!"
 

youkiri

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"It`s all an optical illusion"
Or
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I got a Sniper rifle aimed at you
 

Katherine Kerensky

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Have to write :
Damn, Got bitten by some wierdo. If anyone needs me, I'm taking a nap in the closet over by the corner...
 

messy

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Ben Legend said:
"Your health is low, do you have any potions?"
Ahh fable (I think anyway).

Your safe room is in another castle or

"so yeah gary, I'm sleeping with your wife this seemed like the best way to tell you, no hard feelings? all though personally I'm feeling pretty hard with you wife this is, probably should wrap this up I'm rambling and I think I hear zombies"
 

sanspec

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day 4: we have alot of abnormal cases of beast wounds of victims coming in, we requested more supplies but it was ignored

day 5: 74% of victims are no longer victims, hospital security has failed, mercy PD have either failed or fled in self preservation.

day 7: me and 12 others found refuge in the main medical supply room, the doors can hold "them" and they cant soo us through the door so they loose interest after a while, we will try and get other supplies

day 8: the salvage was good for the first 10 minutes untill someone.... something happened, it all happene so fast, i diddnt see what happened but not there are 7 of us left.

day 9: We have all the supplies we need to last 4 days, we are going to wait for a long time untill we go out again so the zombies are a very good distance.

day 11: everyone is stressed: a 20year old woman unbared the door and ran under the pressure, there are 6 of us left.

day 13: we are on our last meal and going to head out for more supplies, we split up into 2 groups, the other group is looking for food while we are going to the roof to see if there is anyone else out there

day 14: we couldnt make it too the roof, before we opened the door to the elevator the the roof, when we heared something walking around with a huge thud to every step, we dont dare go any further, i think i heared us.

day 15: the other group never made it back, we're going to look for them, we have no food left,we have no choice, there is 3 of us left

day 17: we were almost ambushed again by zombies again, thankfully there is this room with plenty of weponry and meds, we can finally fight back.

day 18: even though we have guns, they run out eventually, i managed to get back inside when a zombie got in between the other 2 and the door, i had to close it and whatch them get killed and eaten, i am alone.

day 20: i'm loosing my mind, i cant take it, i must survive, for mankind.

day unknown: they are coming, i heared a helicopter say get to the hospital, i must stay here and tell anyone who comes along and tell them that there is something huge in the roof or they'll die.

day unknown: i think its only been 5 minutes after the helicopter flew over pass and i can hear a survivor, she seems to be in trouble, she just crying, poor thing, i'll go out and help her.
 

Reaperman Wompa

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Day 1: We encountered what Jim calls an "emo chick" she sang "Fallover boy" at us and had to be put down, things not looking good.

Day 2: Out of ammo we were forced to use novelty items for weapons. Thank god for that sex shop, though Christie refuses to let her weapon go...

Day 3: Out of pez, out of ipod charge, out of shirts with amusing captions, considering mass suicide.

Day 4: Found bacon

Day 5: Wasn't bacon, James still vomiting, which is ironic considering what it was...

Day 6: Everyone dead, drunk or still holding on to novelty items, must remember to have a chat about that...

Day 7: Got outflanked by hunter, Jims hide in boxes plan failed, dying....

Day 8: T.....(dots are a bloody smear down to hand)
 

world_of_dragons

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I'd say something along the lines of "Aim for the head" or "Why'd you think they made games like house of the dead?"
 

MercenaryCanary

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HT_Black said:
TsunamiWombat said:
Necrophelia: That irresitable urge to crack open a cold one
Best. Euphamism. Ever.

OT: Well, this sucks-- Hypothetically, mind you. If I were in a real zombie apocalypse, I would have gone completely bat-s**t crazy, and my message would look more like this:

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Yeah. I'm going to Hell for that.
Image no work :(

On topic, I would just paint the wall black, and then write with a white sharpie "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"
 

Yamiki

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"Guys... THERE ARE ZOMBIES OUT THERE..."
"Mum, I need some money for bullets"
"Great Zombie Jesus, it's Zombie Jesus"
 

w-Jinksy

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"hey you ever wonder why we only walk around at night wouldnt it be easier to go in the day?"
-bloodsplat-
"no"
 

w-Jinksy

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WolfMage said:
"The end is coming at about nigh, nigh-thirty."

"On zombies and death
We must face both and go on
Or become a corpse"

"Error 404."

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"

Or just the BoS symbol.
Cause I'd start the BoS.
lol that blood for the blood god thing would be an awesome thing to write on a wall.

i could imagine some guy hacking at the zombies with an axe shouting that, chicago ted wouldnt have shit on that guy.
 

Strategia

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Awesome! I'd like to thank whoever left the rocket launcher here. Ted took the heavy machine gun and all ammo belts, shit is heavy. Anne has the Barrett, and Mike's pretty happy with his Jackhammer. There were some other shitty weapons on the table, but we left 'em. Good luck!
 

Ben Legend

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messy said:
Ben Legend said:
"Your health is low, do you have any potions?"
Ahh fable (I think anyway).

Your safe room is in another castle or

"so yeah gary, I'm sleeping with your wife this seemed like the best way to tell you, no hard feelings? all though personally I'm feeling pretty hard with you wife this is, probably should wrap this up I'm rambling and I think I hear zombies"
Yup yup, Fable.

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