What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

[akmarksman]

You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA
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All your safehouse are belong to us
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For great justice
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"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!"
"Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine."
"We meet again, Doctor Jones!"

 

[Music Mole]

so... I herd you leik Hunterkipz.

 

[Agent Larkin]

BOO

 

[Samurai Goomba]

"Why are you reading graffiti? There's probably a horde of zombies behind you right now. By the time you've finished this sentence, they'll likely already be eating your shoulders."

"You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake."

 

[Lunatic_Monk]

I'd paint a super detailed amazingly 3d picture of a zombie on the wall right across from the door leading into the safe room.

 

[linchowlewy]

"Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

"OMG some pills" P1
"Mmmm That's some gourmet shit jimmy!" p2

Nice, or maybe

'Look at Me Zombies! Do I look like a ***** to you!?'

 

[sora100100]

]"I drank all the booze in the Molotovs. Sorry."

Me:WTF? It was petrol

Gavo: *pukes and dies*

 

[sora100100]

"Those responsible for creating the zombies have now been sacked."


then at the next one

"Those responsible for sacking those who created the zombies have now been sacked."

Montey Python FTW

 

[sora100100]

Got a med kit
Half a clip of ammo
it's dark
and I'm wearing sunglasses
LET'S ROLL!

Blue's Brothers.

I really shouldn't get that referance

 

[shwnbob]

Better Safe Then Sorry

 

[LINKXIII]

1ST

 

[GrouchyBigfoot]

Why the hell are you reading a wall during the zombie apocalypse, dumbass

 

[Gaming_Purist]

iddqd.

 

[Sir Ollie]

I broke the door lock....sorry

 

[MiserableOldGit]

'Have you been bitten by one of the undead and it wasnt your fault? Have you suffered severe burns and disfigurement after a 'friend' chucked a molotov in your direction? Then call our team of dedicated proffesional ambulance chasers now and you may be able to cash in!!! Grabbitt and Runn solicitors, just because the world comes to an end, your right to blame others doesn't'

 

[Get Jiggy]

"You got some red on you."

Woooooo Shaun of the Dead!

 

[hagaya]

1ST

This post will be put on a gold placard when I find it.

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

Here's a toast to the dead already
And hoorah for the ones to die.

Or

If you'll subscribe to me, I'll subscribe back!

 

[Get Jiggy]

'You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?'

Hugs for the person who gets this quote!