What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

[jeffdadrumma1]

"Who pee'd on the wall?"

 

[xChevelle24]

Where's Campin Carl when you fucking need him!

Zombie Pills: For best results, take two pills daily. If you have multiple bite marks, please contact your doctor.

There is no spoon...No, really, I have a bowl of cereal with milk and everything and THERE IS NO FUCKING SPOON!!! WHY!?!?!?

Call our Suicide Hotline at 1-800-L4D2

First dibbs on Paris-Hilton-Zombie!

Why is this train car a saferoom? Wait....Why is this train car moving, I thought it was o- *bloodsplat*

 

[rosac]

Help. I'm infected.










with a headache

 

[EisBaron]

Either...
"Wake up and smell the ashes..."
or
"Thank you Mario! ...But our princess is in another castle!

 

[Ginnipe]

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

 

[Ginnipe]

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

Or don't be supprised when you're all infected and I'm missing

 

[MasterCheifn]

"I told you not to go to Ravenholm!"

"Is this your idea of fun?"

"Go Dance with the angels!"

"Mein Führer! I CAN WALK!"

"Now, the gate has been unlatched, headstones pushed aside, corpses shift and offer room; a fate you must abide!"

"You will be food, nothing more..."

"When this is all over, I'm gonna mate."

"Sometimes, I dream of cheese."

KEEP IT CLEAN!KEEP IT CLEAN!KEEP IT CLEAN!KEEP IT CLEAN!KEEP IT CLEAN!KEEP IT CLEAN!

 

[spuddyt]

"MY NAME IS FAGBALLS"

 

[TopHatTim]

the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie

Probably that. Or some eight-year-old comment like "fart".

if it was made by ANYOTHER developer i'd have called you an idiot, but sir seeing as its valve i'd love to see the in red all over the walls of the safe room

and then a picture of the companion cube

 

[EisBaron]

Something along
these lines [http://images.roosterteeth.com/images/Baron6184a2eded66afa3.jpg]

 

[PirateKing]

Thar be zombies out thar!

 

[danosaurus]

The Princess is in another Castle.

 

[Insane_Foxx]

"And now the kingdom comes crashing down undone
and i am Master of a nothing place
of recoil and grace"

 

[reaper660]

tank in 3........2........1........

 

[USSVagrant]

"Is this my blood?"

*bloodstains*

 

[PyroZombie]

"It's not insane, it's not
perfectly reasonable understandable
i'm not the monster he was
He joked around too much
Fucking kid
He shouldn't have snuck up on me
Perfectly normal, Not criminal
It's not, I'm not insane"

Then preceded with a corpse with it's head blown off with a shotgun in it's hand.

"Looks like rain"

"Fuck you and everyone who looks like you."

"You have to wonder if there are murder charges to this."

"Someone find Johnny Cash, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, and The lizard king, i got an idea."

"If you read this, I'm dead
(Someone else):No Shit."

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die."

Put a book in there, but have all the pages ripped out.

OR

Have a zombie skull sitting under it.

 

[arkwright]

"try useing the search function" or "are you paying too much for your car insurance?"

 

[Arayis]

The Princess is in another Castle.

Damn, I was gunna write the princess is in another safehouse
Other choices would be DO A BARREL ROLL!!
Or
Seriously? You're fighting a losing battle and you stop to read the fucking wall?!