What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

[Get Jiggy]

They don't move like any zombies I'VE ever seen

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth... however the film didn't say a f***ing thing about running".

I lol'd.

Cookie for you sir.

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

Dumbledore dies. Snape dies. Fred dies. Lupin & Tonks die. Hedwig dies. Mad-Eye dies. Dobby dies. Harry marries Ginny, Ron marries Hermione. Their children attend Hogwarts together.

 

[Bob the Average]

where did every one find these reinforced red doors?

that or:

WTB new chainsaw blade

 

[The Riff]

"Drugs r bad"

Shitting Christ! You don't happen to live in Scotland, do you?

Nope, live in Norway

Oh here is another one

"There wouldn't be a swine flu if we treated the pigs better!"

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

If you're reading this, you are the resistance.

 

[BreakingEZRA]

"Can zombies give you aids?, if so please contact me on the nearest safehouse wall"

 

[Cargando]

[HEADING=1]Leroooooooooy Jenkins![/HEADING]

Pefection has been achieved.

And:

"Be warned: there's only food for three"

 

[Toaster Hunter]

"Max Brooks said they would be slow"

"At least they're not vampires"

"By the way, I took the body armor and the grenades. "

 

[The Hitman]

i think a blood-stained hand smear would be subtle an leave more to the imagination...

 

[swordmageumbra]

"This isn't any weirder than most of my dreams..."

"When all else fails, you weren't trying hard enough."

"One out of every four people is a zombie. Look around; if it's not the three next to you, it's you."

 

[heidihi93]

We can find a marker pen but no fricking food?!

 

[watchmanriot]

I'm sensing a new episode of "I was Bitten!"

 

[hailmagus]

Necrophelia: That irresitable urge to crack open a cold one

GOD THAT'S AWESOME

 

[TriggerHappyJoe]

'You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?'

Hugs for the person who gets this quote!

Army of Darkness 3 where's mai hug!?

"Who the fuck barricaded the door with tables and shit it took us an hour to get in, That's just a bit rude"

"Help me Leon!"

"Bullets apply directly to the forehead"

"The plane has been delayed please wait"

"Haha noobs europe is still safe"
below that
"Did you come here to write that?"
below that
"erm...no?"

"Everyone panic...we're out of pop-tarts"
below that
"We still have one box"
below that
"Those are cherry yuck!"

"Where did I put the moon" (seriously where is the moon I can't find it)

"Bill Nye the science guy!"

 

[xChevelle24]

"If you're reading this, you're in my scope."
"Zoe isn't a virgin."
"Why didn't that fucking retard at the church let us in! Discuss. (pens are in the cabinet)"
"I killed a tank single-handedly!"

 

[TriggerHappyJoe]

"I killed a tank single-handedly!"

"Bleep bloop" (achievement noise)

 

[RedVelvet]

"I see dead people"

 

[Get Jiggy]

'You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?'

Hugs for the person who gets this quote!

Army of Darkness 3 where's mai hug!?

"Who the fuck barricaded the door with tables and shit it took us an hour to get in, That's just a bit rude"

"Help me Leon!"

"Bullets apply directly to the forehead"

"The plane has been delayed please wait"

"Haha noobs europe is still safe"
below that
"Did you come here to write that?"
below that
"erm...no?"

"Everyone panic...we're out of pop-tarts"
below that
"We still have one box"
below that
"Those are cherry yuck!"

"Where did I put the moon" (seriously where is the moon I can't find it)

"Bill Nye the science guy!"

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