What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

[arkwright]

"The end is nigel"

 

[Randomologist]

(If you saw the original post here, ignore it, wrong forum)

"If you want brains but only a light snack, head over to Gamespot, leave the Escapist alone"

 

[Zayren]

"They basically are just mindless zombies, so kill as many as you damn well please."

"It all started with the swine flu!"

 

[SomeLameStuff]

"I guess all those zombie plans of mine really paid off."

or

"Goddammit where's Griff? I need zombie bait!"

or

"We drank all the alcohol in the molotov and replaced it with piss"

or

"Hey! Look upppppp!!!!"
followed by a note on the roof: "Made you look."

 

[Jinxzy]

"One day, you'll be just like the rest."

"I worked hard all my life, and all I get is this (bloody hand smear over this)"

 

[bjj hero]

Need more toilet roll...

 

[wordsmith]

"Louis was he
*Bloodsplat*
No he wasn't. Wordsmith was though"

Best done with a headless body at the bottom of the wall

 

[catfish]

On a difficulty scale of 1 - 10, getting here was about a 25

 

[VitalSigns]

"The End is Extremely Fucking Nigh"
(taken from 28 days later)

 

[HuntrRose]

"Those responsible for creating the zombies have now been sacked."


then at the next one

"Those responsible for sacking those who created the zombies have now been sacked."

HAHA
Quest for the Holy Grail FTW!

Btw I'd just write "You are screwed!"

 

[thenoblitt]

damnit should have gone to costco when i had the chance

 

[Defyant]

^ Is already in L4D.
I'd just write "YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT, MAN!" with the body of a dead tank under it.

 

[Aqua Trenoble]

IT'S A FUCKING TRAAAAP!!
or
DO A GODDAMN BARREL ROLL!

 

[ToMegaTherion]

"We don't use the z-word.."

 

[Yegargeburble]

I would write "You might want to stop reading this and look at the zombie behind you..."

And when they turn, they will see "Gotcha!" Or a zombie. All depends on if they shut the door or not.

 

[happyman333]

Hey you made it get to the next and you win a cookie

 

[Necrith]

God creates Zombie. God destroys Zomies. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates Zombie."
"Zombie...eat man. Woman inherits the Earth."

 

[IceStar100]

Got a med kit
Half a clip of ammo
it's dark
and I'm wearing sunglasses
LET'S ROLL!

 

[IxionIndustries]

"I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, AND YOUR WEE 'LIL DOGGY TOO!"

Or, to be really clever:

"Hey Bill, that green stuff you were touching was Tank shit.."

Or maybe i'd just spraypaint the Vault-Tec logo above the safehouse door.