What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

[uncle-ellis]

"have you been injured at work,at home or in a zombie uprising?"

Welcome to the ecapist.

 

[Octorok]

How about " Don't leave. No really, why would you want to? I've counted, and these food crates will last exactly four years for one person, eating three portions a day. If you ration you could have two a day each, and still live for a while. You've got four beds, and even a working toilet! Shit, there's even a vending machine if you get thirsty! And boxes to restock it! Plus an invincible door, and only a few zombies know you're in here. First aid in case you accidentally cut yourself. Ammunition, guns... a coffee machine. Well, I'm off."

 

[ek599]

i would write: "Oh, thank god, im'm safe in here... wait, whats that? oh no.. ahhh!"

 

[Librarian Mike]

It's the zombie apocalypse....and STILL no Episode 3!

 

[LockNstock]

A reference to 28 days later there.....

 

[lordofthepickle]

(sorry I cant get the exact link) look at the cartoon dated August 10th 2008
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/tag/strafe-left/page/2/

 

[LockNstock]

'could be worse...'

 

[Skreeee]

"Don't cry little Susie. Someone might blow your head off on accident if you do."

 

[master m99]

"i miss the internet..."

Any +1s for this?

i thought that was on one of the walls oh well maybe im just being dumb

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Next time bring some damned pills.

Or

The tank is outside, go back now or forward... which door did we come in ?

Edit:

"i miss the internet..."

Any +1s for this?

i thought that was on one of the walls oh well maybe im just being dumb

It was on the walls, after the we are the monsters writing.

 

[Lydius_Winters]

"I must not fear, fear is the mind killer."

 

[gibboss28]

I replaced your pain pills with Laxatives. Sorry! But look at it this way...they ain't gonna like the smell!

 

[TheHorizon]

(sorry I cant get the exact link) look at the cartoon dated August 10th 2008
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/tag/strafe-left/page/2/

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/images/august08/SL_Escape_rps.jpg

 

[Hoxton]

"If ur out of smokez call Bill"

 

[spuddyt]

First one to the airport gets the only plane out!

 

[TheHorizon]

"For a good time (...)"

 

[IronEd]

"I Heard there's no respawn points in RL"

"The Swans escaped"

"I'm glad I don't see any huge fucking bears"

"Sniper, No Sniping"

"WARNING: EXTREME USE OF STEROIDS COUPLED WITH ZOMBIFICATION MAY RESULT IN RAPID MUSCLE GROWTH....and smaller genitalia."

"Hunters are the best MMA fighters."

 

[lava_lamp]

i would simply write "Hi."

 

[Leifur]

"In case of zombie attack, you will find a life west placed under the nearest chair. Thank you, and have a wonderfull stay".

 

[lava_lamp]

"this map sux dust plz"

office is better