What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

[NotAPie]

"Zombie spy is in the saferoom, bewar-*bloodsplat*"

 

[arc101]

Swallow the barrel, heaven is so sweet.

Or something along the lines of... 'The bird bird bird, the bird is the word!'

 

[borediam113]

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

 

[Biotech]

You go first I`ll be right behind you ... RIGHT BEHIND YOU

 

[Rorschach II]

'Who ever left their car outside...I accidentally set your car alarm off....'

 

[Skreeee]

"To the owner of the white Ford Taurus parked in the middle of the street in front of the 7-11: you left your headlights on."

 

[cthulhu257]

Sometimes... You can cry until there is nothing wet left in you. You can scream and curse to where your throat rebels and ruptures. You can pray, all you want, to whatever God you think will listen. And it makes no difference. It goes on with no sign as to when it might release you. And you know that, if it did ever relent...

..it would not be because it cared.

^ That. Cookie for whoever gets what it's from.

That is perfect. Actually, almost any Vasquez quote would work pretty well.

 

[MasterWhatever]

"Zombies Bite"

or

"If theres a second Zombie attack, I'll fuckn' boycott!"

 

[Satin6T]

*note to all survivors don't teabag a zombie even if you think it's dead
I'll miss lefty forever*

 

[Mr_Powers]

"You just lost the game."

I don't know it I love or hate you for this. Even after the end of the world you can still lose. Might be better to put this on the outside of the safe room though. You might rip me limb from limb, but you can still lose the game as a zombie.

 

[ae86gamer]

I would write this. "Look behind you." or "Kyle if your reading this then... I want a divorce."

 

[Detroit Ted]

No zombie is safe...

Oh it's on.

 

[Haydyn]

"Step 1: Write on wall
Step 2: Place timed mine on floor
Step 3: Wait for someone to read the wall
Step 4: Detonate mine"

 

[Dogstile]

Bugger, i've been bitten. Cherio chaps!