What would Your Last Words Be?
- Thread starter Pingrash
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'ah crap'
'yes, tom, i know exactly what I'm doing'
'i wonder what happens if i stick this in the outlet'
and finally
*gurgling noise*
'yes, tom, i know exactly what I'm doing'
'i wonder what happens if i stick this in the outlet'
and finally
*gurgling noise*
Is it this one or the other that's poisonous?
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This suit is fire proof right?
I swallowed a tape recording.
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This suit is fire proof right?
I swallowed a tape recording.
Does this smell off to you?
Hey watch this!
Bugger.
That's probably the wierdest thing I've ever... SPLATTER!
Look out for that bus!
What bus?
That bus! WHAM!
Hey watch this!
Bugger.
That's probably the wierdest thing I've ever... SPLATTER!
Look out for that bus!
What bus?
That bus! WHAM!
We were driving down a highway at a good clip when we passed a car and I saw a transport barreling down on us. "Oh dear..." is what I said, of course I failed to note it was a three lane highway so we weren't in any danger at all, but I was inattentive and when I saw that fucker I had that adrenaline induced "everything-is-slowing-down-to-a-crawl" moment, so I knew those would have been my last words.
To this, I say FUCK YEAH. At least I'd go with a certain level of dignity.
To this, I say FUCK YEAH. At least I'd go with a certain level of dignity.
"quick! someone insert more coins!"
"avenge.me. ..........AVENNNNNNGE ME!"
and
"hurg.......blargh" <-cookies for anyone who gets that.
"avenge.me. ..........AVENNNNNNGE ME!"
and
"hurg.......blargh" <-cookies for anyone who gets that.