What would Your Last Words Be?

[birdbrain18]

don't worry, I've done this a million times.

hello jack the ripper.

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[HardRockSamurai]

Thats funny, for second there I thought THESE were going to be my last words...

 

[Johnny SN1P3R]

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers

Oh, bloody hell.

For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile

 

[mark_n_b]

I find this thread morbid.

Maybe they would chisel it into my tombstone.

 

[Bigfatstupid]

Its about time!

 

[Souplex]

Life is a game, money is how we keep score...
I guess I win.

 

[Johnny SN1P3R]

Bury Me Upside Down So You Guys Can Keep Kissing My Mass

 

[Birras]

Assuming that I die in the future where space flight is common then my last words will probably be:

"Attetion passengers, this is your flight attendant speaking. The captain appears to have killed himself and the co-pilot out of space madness. We'll be landing on the Sun shortly, thank you for flying American Airlines."

or

"Computer, one of the passengers wants another pillow. Also, activate Auto-Destruct sequence authorization Flight Attendant Picard."

 

[defcon 1]

"Oh, jeez, i hope a tank doesn't come out of nowhere and totally fucking own me"

YES!!! Best one!

meh, just a flesh wound... *collapse

Either that that or, "don't worry, I know what I'm doing."

 

[SM0SS]

"I buried 2 billion dollars in cash at...hurgh blah"*dies*

 

[SlayerV]

Ah, that tastes nice.*dies*

 

[Xyzgon]

Me: "Avenge Me!"

Person: "but your dying of cancer"

Me: "don't ruin this for me, ok, i've been waiting my whole life for it"

that or

"Darn it's sleeping, i'm not paying to watch a bunch of tigers nap!" *poke*

 

[Swift Tactix]

"I guess it wasn't the red wire."

 

[HotKakes]

"Oh man, I think I ate too much Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream."

Now that, my friends, is a good way to go.

 

[defcon 1]

LEROY JENKINS!!!

 

[lordsandro]

"See the gun isn't loaded..."
or
"I'm alfully sure that I turn off the power box..."

 

[axle 19]

Whats that smell...
or
Son of a *****.....

 

[Myself0101]

'ouch'

 

[Limasol]

"Let me go"

not definitive, I'm not expecting to have to decide too soon

 

[Jonathan Hexley]

"Before I leave this Earth, do me one last favour... 5 Star every song on GH II expert for me..." *Dies*
Or
"So THAT'S what it does!"