What would Your Last Words Be?

[Talisker]

"What the fuck was that......?"

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Don't worry I have done this loads of times

Of course I can jump out of a plane without a parashoot

Owie, why would you do that!

I didn't know people died in war. So what am I doing here?!

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

"Well, that's odd..." but most likely, "Hey!! I'm in this lane!" *crash* on my motorcycle.

 

[jdog345]

"Dude, look what I found!"

 

[BladesofReason]

Watching Futurama right now, and I gotta say I like

"You win again gravity!"

 

[rottenbutter]

Why do you have a flamethrower?

Don't touch my stuff when i'm gone.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

To quote the lawyer in the Simpsons who gets hit by a car:

"Remember me... as a burden on society"

 

[Cowtippers]

If I get shot, my last words will be "Shoot me again, I ain´t dead yet!"

 

[Spartan Bannana]

"If I die, I want you to have my orange juice," RVB FTW

 

[[email protected]]

I thought it was dead?!

 

[v3cks]

Well that was an epic fail...

 

[Alias_Raz0r]

"Wow, thats a big gun..."
"Oooo, a Hells Angel, aren't you guys gay?"
"Cut the red wire" "What red wire, i'm fucking colourblind!"
"Oooohhh SHIT....!"
"ah i don't believe in gravity"

My collection ^_^

 

[BigBadNDN]

Hey! Check This out! .....Oh Sh!t!

 

[Goenitz]

"Meh, Im sure its fine."

 

[7thRain]

I'm ok, I'm ok...wait...no I'm not.

My God! Nobody suspected the penguins were behind it all along!

What do you mean the only women left on earth are lesbians?

 

[ZacOfTheZombies]

"How could this day get any worse?"
"I thought I had a continue."
"Logout complete."

 

[sky14kemea]

depends who im with, if its someone i dont like i'd probably say "SEE YOU IN HELL CRETIN!!!!" because im mean like that
or maybe...
"am i the only person who can hear a beeping sound?"

 

[nick_knack]

"All your base are belo..." No. I apologize.

"Game over man! Game over!"

 

[Jark212]

Death is a B!tch, a stupid B!tch... (Blah)

 

[Xhumed]

to quote Vince Noir "i'll probably just swear my tits off"