What would Your Last Words Be?

[Godysseus]

End quote

 

[Omnidum]

"Even you, Child?"

(seeing as this is the first time the phrase has been posted in the entire thread, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume no one here understands it.)

Is it something with "Et tu, Brutus?" or did I misspell it?

Anyway, "I'll be right back."

 

[internutt]

I've always thought I would go out with a bang.

"Uh-oh" or similar depending on the extremity and time before explosion/impact.

 

[The Abemaster]

Is it a blue spider?
(a dollar to whoever knows where this is from, yes only a dollar cos heaps will know about it)
(yeah)

P.S.
no dollar just a pat on the back...no pat

 

[Stalington]

Your mom has headcrabs! *smacked with a frying pan*

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Is it a blue spider?
(a dollar to whoever knows where this is from, yes only a dollar cos heaps will know about it)
(yeah)

P.S.
no dollar just a pat on the back...no pat

Red vs. Blue.

 

[darrinwright]

No more continues...

 

[thx01138]

son of a......caboose

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

I just wanted you to know...I always hated you. I always hated you the most.

 

[thx01138]

nice

 

[Death Magnetic]

BRB.

-Ricky

 

[Combined]

Molten Lava Cavern Death:
"This lava/magma/whatever will cool soon, right?"

War Death:
"I think they're out of ammo"

Nuclear death:
"Oh, son of a-"

Gas Death:
"Mmm. Lemony."

 

[sakegirl14]

im comeing back as a zombie and im going to kill you

 

[742]

it really depends, preferably something along the lines of "well i may be mute, but at least ill be immortal!"

but more realistically it would be one of the following (and its very likely ill be choosing any last words i have)
"oops"
"(obscure unexpected and either infinitely unlikely or physically impossible death) i fucking called it. also, i told you so."
"hey, guess who ELSE is infected"
"you may have guns, but i have... no, wait-sorry, for some reason i was thinking of superman, nevermind"

 

[SteinFaust]

"OH, YOU. GAWD. DAMNED *insert racial/religious/cultural slur here*"
(what?? you'd be mad too if you died)

"...cheeky F(_)C |< ERS."
(yes, i'm on my work computer.)

 

[Liam Wolfy]

Oh good god! Only now do I realize... YOUR A FAT LARDY ARSE COW! Why did I marry you!

Aaaand

Hey kids, if you don't drive your other father insane by this weekend, you'll dissapoint me forever.

 

[TheDean]

my last words?
Hmm, perhaps send emails to 2 podcasts to tell them i will no longer be contributing tio the shows, and the other thing would be tell this one girl that i love her.
Also, that i love my family.

 

[TheDean]

"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! But enough, have at you!!"

you're words are as empty as your sou. Mankind ill needs a saiour such as you

 

[Dudemeister]

Me, die ?
Why, dying is the last thing I shall do...

 

[Lemony]

Molten Lava Cavern Death:
Gas Death:
"Mmm. Lemony."

Don't steal my name!

Now for my quote:
"SUCKERS!"
"BONZAI"
"What do you mean I don't get a restart? What happened to Chuck Norris?"