What would Your Last Words Be?

[Ragnaught]

"Who left this jam jar open?"

I'm deadly serious, that is what I want my last words to be and I have absolutely no idea why.

Ragnaught

 

[Rikrok77]

Untimely explosion: "Well, at least I can do yoga!"
Nuked: "I F****N TOLD YOU SO!"
Anything else: You know no-one ever really dies?

 

[Archereus]

my last words would be FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Limos]

"See you in hell bitches!"

Then I detonate the warhead.

 

[Black yeoman]

All to be said on the deathbed to a friend.

About damn time, this life cost too much, was in short stock and is full of bugs!

Altenatively: meh, it happens...

or even: I bet you £10 there is no heaven.

 

[the jellyman]

For the record, the green mushrooms aren't good to eat. uurk.

 

[Duskwaith]

"Even you, Child?"

(seeing as this is the first time the phrase has been posted in the entire thread, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume no one here understands it.)

Is it something with "Et tu, Brutus?" or did I misspell it?

Anyway, "I'll be right back."

Damn ninja'd beforee i could write it!

"Dont worry god will stop the bul....."

"Dont worry at this range they couldnt hit an elephant"

"Save me Tom Cruise!"

 

[Stormcloud23]

"End-quote"... because my first word was "Quote"

 

[Haliwali]

Even in death
I still serve.

 

[Liam Wolfy]

Oh shut up you stupid pratt, I'm trying to die here, god, you'd think they'd have more respect... urk!

And the ultimate line ever!

You know what I was thinking? Don't go towards the light? No no no, it was, There is no light.

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

Mine would be

"I lost the game."

 

[Maet]

Is it something with "Et tu, Brutus?" or did I misspell it?

More or less. I learned it as "Kai Su, Teknon" in the Ancient Greek. The characters being "kappa, alpha, iota (space) sigma, upsilon (space) tau, epsilon, kappa, nu, omicron, nu."

Horray for classics!

 

[Quel0]

I know some people who will probably say "Rez plz" (I bet this somewhere in this 15 page topic...)

anyway what I'd say is "...and they just finished Duke Nukem Forever"

 

[I'mANinja]

"DAMN!!!, I thought friendly fire was off."

 

[Liam Wolfy]

Something along the lines of:

"Oh crap."

"OHHHH I seeeeeee... Bugger."

"Oh for gods sake either shoot me or fuck off!"

 

[Easykill]

From a dream I had recently; "Try sorting that one out, suckers", just after writing in my blood that it was assisted suicide after my(soon to be)murder, when there was a camera on me the whole time.

 

[Mephilese]

'If you kill me I swear to ...'

 

[ElephantGuts]

"If you really hated me, you would push me down the stairs right now."

 

[TaborMallory]

As one of my friends once said:

"Unquote."