What would Your Last Words Be?

[Fronken]

Gazpacho Soup!

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

Good ol Red Dwarf.

idd, <3 red dwarf

 

[MizzyKwikkid]

*hysterical laughter* (my laughter causes death

 

[doomgaze3]

"Don't drink the water!"

Keeps em on their toes.

 

[portuga-man]

LAG!
i hid my will in the--

 

[retrats]

With my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt..

 

[Imaginatio]

"Isn't this where..."

Reference to Pink Floyd's The Wall.

 

[flyingspoon]

this is highly inconvenient

 

[Gooble]

'OMG, the scientologists were right!!!'
'Now [name], there's on last thing I need to tell you before I die. When I was young, I stole £300,000 from a bank. It's hidden by the conifer tree in...in...(death)'
'Woah, Death's a chick!'
'User death imminent'

 

[Aidanadv]

I'll never die!!

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

"Oh fish sticks."

 

[Colodomoko]

I will see you in Hell!!!

A classic of course.

 

[Kovash86]

I blame Zoidberg.
I regret nothing.
Totally worth it.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Ohh you're NOT supposed to eat it. Oops

It wasn't me it was that ninja here i will give you his adre- *dies*

This isn't what it looks like.

Hey look a cyanide pill, I wonder what it tastes like...

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

"And in the end...as the darkness takes me....I am...nothing."

KOTOR for the massive win.

 

[MK-Smash]

"Oh, jeez, i hope a tank doesn't come out of nowhere and totally fucking own me"

"Oh, please. That's not a REAL mine."

"I thought i had another fairy."

"He already fired 6 six shots, silly."

"Re.....nnn...a."

"Shut up, colonel."

"Damn it, rook! You trying to get us all killed!"

"Hurry the fuck up, Med-."

"Heal me, douche! I give you healing items for a reason!"

"I didn't know he could move THAT MANY spaces!"

 

[the monopoly guy]

well what would YOU do for a klondike bar?
hey a garg! can I pet it?
prepare for unforseen consequences
yea about that cat? (+10 if you get it...well not really but if you rememeber it)
I regret nothing, except never punching a whale

 

[Khedive Rex]

"If you strike me down now I shall come back MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER BEFORE!!!! urk."
"I've never seen a badger with a gun."
"LOOK! Haha ... stupid."
"I'm almost sure bazookas fire out of the other -"
"N00b! U just thru a grenade at ur own team!11!1"
"Wait ... this can't be ... why didn't my cheat code work?!"

 

[hcselaw]

Every man dies. Not every man truley lives.

 

[Hey Joe]

The meaning of life is....

I've discovered a cure for cancer!

I just wanted to say, that I lo....

I'm only two days away from retirement