What would Your Last Words Be?

[Cid Silverwing]

"My crusade has come to an end."

 

[jake557]

"alright! level 2!"

 

[eclipsedshadow]

Now where did i put my "get out of Hell free card?"

 

[TimeLord]

"I'm regenerating!"

 

[hiandhappy]

"is that supposed to be blinking"
"the cake is a lie"
"my only regret is not killing you all when i had the chance"
"happy new year"
"OH MY GO...."
"CURSE YOU RICK ASHLEY!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Pari4h]

It's perfectly safe, I swear.
or
Hey there little guy.

 

[Dragofaxer]

mine would be either

"Don't worry its just a rash"

or

"Don't eat the spaghetti"

 

[Zykon TheLich]

You've got to hurry, there's a bomb in the...the...aaargh (dies)

Or

No way he'd sell it that cheap if it was pure...

 

[Melaisis]

"I'm regenerating!"

Win so far. Especially with that username.

Another from me:

"No, I bloody won't put my hands up you daft pervert!"

 

[Liam Wolfy]

Maybe I should've gone down the left fork in the road.


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The closer it get's the more it looks like a cow... look can't you see... It's right the-qghegeggeggcge!

And now thinggs I would HEAR before I die: "You've just one millions of pounds and loads of stuff! But you've only got
three munites to live."

 

[sirdanrhodes]

"Mr Hitler, do you know anything about gas leaks?" *Click* *Click* *boom*

*Bottom (TV show) reference, not third reich joke.

Or

"Don't worry, I have disabled the auto- self distr..."

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

*lost the lead*

 

[Mariena]

I'm too stubborn to die

 

[drzoidbergmd]

Sorry about the blood.

 

[Humanfishboy]

"it's funny, the closer it gets the more it looks like a piano..."

 

[PrinnyGod]

"I knew this day would come, see it's even in my planner!"

 

[gibboss28]

...Wait, where's the pin to this grenade?

 

[Gxas]

My epitaph will read:
Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici

I don't care what I say when I die.

Just as long as I have two children, a loving wife, and no regrets.

 

[yourkie1921]

"beelzebub!"
"Why so serious"
" I was just...*cough* about to *cough* rape some girl today. CURSE YOU WORLD"
or just swear incoherently if I am about to die and I'm the only one that knows it.