What's physically wrong with YOU?

[Gitty101]

I have a broken left collar-bone and a broken right hand from a motorcycle accident. Plus there's soft tissue damage all the way up my left arm at the moment. All I can do is thank higher powers I was wearing correct protective gear - otherwise I may have lost something XD

 

[deathninja]

Chocolate birthmark covering about 1/5 of my face (most people tell me it's something wrong anyway...)

Generally I'm in good shape, just have a few souvenirs from American Football at Uni (niggling wrist, ankle, back and neck stuff).

 

[Jackhorse]

Bad eyesight. Other than that I'm tempted to argue for the neuroanotomical approach to psychology and claim that any mental defects I might suffer from are a result of bad brain structure.

 

[retyopy]

I have acne.

You have... Acne? What's that? Oh yeah, it's that thing that everyone has.

Well you asked for something. XD I answered as honestly as I could.

But... Acne? Really? The random inexpilicable leg pain thing was enough. if you could at exaggerate enough, you could make that little fact look like an incredibly painful, life changing death bleh.

 

[Arbi Trax]

I have a small sebaceous cyst just above my right eye. It's tiny, and doesn't look like anything at all, but if I squeeze it, it pops like a zit. It also regenerates itself after about 3 days.

Infinite invisible zit power!!

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Other than needing to lose a few pounds and being double jointed, not a whole lot if wrong with me. I'm near-sighted too.

 

[That_Sneaky_Camper]

But... Acne? Really? The random inexpilicable leg pain thing was enough. if you could at exaggerate enough, you could make that little fact look like an incredibly painful, life changing death bleh.

TV Tropes describes what I did as Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking. You list serious examples and then state mundane examples. I was just trying to be funny, and I guess I failed at that attempt at humor. Anyway the leg pain I was talking about has been a recent occurrence it has been bothering me for the past month and a half, I have never had sudden, unexpected, sharp pains just spring up and disappear like that before. I am sure it will go away eventually.

 

[-Adracko-]

Not really wrong but I'm incapable of gaining weight. I can eat whatever and I won't gain any fat at all.

Overall it's pretty positive but it means my body isn't capable of storing the reserves needed to do sports at a professional or near-professional level. I tried and that went quite horribly wrong.

EDIT: Ow, also flat feet. When I stand in a relaxed position my knees turn inward and if I run without supportive soles I start developing sporting injuries.

Me too in both respects of lack of weight and flat feet.

 

[Mark Flanagan]

I don't have a Hypothalamus so I can't regulate body temperature, hunger, thirst, need to sleep or my day-night cycle.

It was removed back in 01 because of a tumour so yeah, thats a decade now of being thirsty and tired all the fucking time neither mind the HRT.

Apart from that I'm in pretty good health.

 

[Yokai]

I have poor circulation. If I press something into my arm it'll leave a white mark for a minute or two, and on cold days my fingers often go completely bloodless. Oh, and I have a really hideous birthmark that my brother refers to as "zombie cancer". Apart from that though, I'm pretty okay physically.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

I have full heterochromia in my left eye and I can jump really high. oh and my tongue is sometimes too big for my mouth so i keep biting it and it weally huwts...

 

[DonMartin]

Partially color-blind, and my hair behaves differently on the sides of my head. For some reason, that runs in the family.

(One side is almost wavy, and the other one is very straight.)



Also, I might be white-haired by the time I reach 25 or so. But that's cool, because Steve Martin has got the same thing.

 

[Pharsalus]

Still got bad skin at 26, but i make up for it with my large d-ah reserves of kindness...

 

[SovietX]

I have flat feet, fallen arches and ankles that roll inwards. Very painful most of the time.

 

[Spongebobdickpants]

im incredibly ectomorphic, i.e im PoW level skinny and there is nothing i can do about it as far as i have tried.

 

[Hugarh1]

I have no ligament on two of my toes, which are both also about half the length they should be. I also have a strangely deformed left ribcage, which is about half the width it should be and is about 2 inches deeper than it should be, which makes it look like I have a breast just above my stomach

 

[DannyJBeckett]

Well for starters I'm almost ridiculously hairy. I'm not like one of those 'wolf-men' you see on health programmes, but I am more or less covered in some form of hair/fur/fuzz.

Also, I have a bit of a pot-belly. No matter how hard I try I can't seem to shake my abdominal fat.

Finally, I'm still struggling with acne; I'm 20 and I've had it since I was about 13! It's nowhere near as bad as it used to be, but it's still prevalent.

 

[Soxafloppin]

I gap between my front teeth, A gap which you could park a bus between.

seriously, You cannot fathom the size of this gap.

 

[jopomeister]

I am ridiculously thin in comparison to everyone I know, I'm incredibly weak, and I sleep a lot less than I should.