What's physically wrong with YOU?

[That's Funny]

Um nothing much wrong with me really. I am very pale, and I have a click in my ribs. OK maybe there is something wrong there.

 

[Mariakitten]

I have Crohns disease, Photophobia, and Raynaud's syndrom. All of which have been diagnosed by a doctor.

Edit: I forgot anemia and malnourishment but those are from the Crohns.

 

[retyopy]

I have Crohns disease, Photophobia, and Raynaud's syndrom. All of which have been diagnosed by a doctor.

Edit: I forgot anemia and malnourishment but those are from the Crohns.

Photophobia? Is that... the fear of photos? Or the fear of light? or the fear of photons?

 

[Magicmad5511]

I've got monkey toes. There long and able to pick stuff up. Not exactly normal but I think its cool. I think I'm normal apart from that.

 

[Rex Fallout]

Not like a terrible abnormality but... my chest is shaped differently than most guys. It sticks out and crap. But after reading some of these I feel like I should just stop feeling sorry for myself...

 

[Agayek]

The only real physical problem I have is that I am very much overweight, due entirely to a lack of exercise. I'm just far too lazy to put the effort needed to stay in shape. I'm liable to have a heart attack on my 40th birthday.

 

[Naeo]

Large sinuses that like to retain things, so I tend to get worse cases of runny/stuffy nose than a lot of people because it's hard to get things out of my sinuses. I also have a congenitally bad left ear, which is about half as good as a regular ear.

 

[evilartist]

I have a shifted TMJ (the tendon connecting my jaw to my skull).
I have epilepsy.
I have inflamed knees and a pulled left ankle.
My right shoulder hurts when I lift it away from my side.
I'm overweight.

Otherwise, my body is just fantastic!

 

[Quesa]

Gout. Kinda sucks, doesn't affect me unless I eat red meat around three times in a short period of time (Thursday ground beef tacos, Friday steak, Saturday ground beef tacos, Sunday foot pain). Kinda indicative of how little red meat I eat that I made it into my 30s without noticing it.

 

[evilartist]

Not like a terrible abnormality but... my chest is shaped differently than most guys. It sticks out and crap. But after reading some of these I feel like I should just stop feeling sorry for myself...

You know, speaking of abnormal chests, a colleague of mine has a recessed sternum. I mean, literally, that bony part between her breasts concaves inward. It's so strange. :/

 

[Michael826]

Well, I have one leg longer than the other, the result of which is a twisted spine. I have orthotics for this.

I have eczema, which is particularly bad on my scalp.

I also have a pretty fucked up digestive system, but let's not get in to that...

None of these are as bad as they sound, funnily enough. It does make me sound like a bit of a freak, though. Lol.

 

[Condor219]

My knees are turned 45 degrees inward, and I can't throw a ball overhand because of a shoulder reconstruction, and I have every dental problem ever conceived.

 

[Xman490]

Several coin-sized spots on my skin are red, itchy, and dry and/or vulnerable to tearing.

 

[Extravagance]

Mild athsma, and semi-violent uncontrollable muscle twitches in my arms that I should probably see someone about. Oh, and a non-worrying cyst on my eyelid, and if I kneel down, one of my kneecaps slips out of place and I can't then stand. I thinkt that's about it, actually. Both my little fingers are double jointed, so I can' move them without also moving the finger next to them. Kinda proud of that, though

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

I have legs too long for my body, my eyes are tiny, I'm starting to get wrinkles even though I'm only 16, I have really loose skin on my face, ensuring that the wrinkle situation will only get worse, I'm covered in spots, I'm a total weakling compared to everyone else I know, I have a flabby stomach, I have moobs, my fingers look too thick for their length, I have to coordination of a retarded mouse that had been put in a blender, I have a massive forehead, my nose is huge and has a massive bump on it, I'm way too pale.

That's what comes to mind at this point.

 

[SoulSalmon]

I've got monkey toes. There long and able to pick stuff up. Not exactly normal but I think its cool. I think I'm normal apart from that.

Yeah same, it's actually pretty handy
It also makes my pinky toe look nicer o.o 'average' pinky toes look nasty to me :/

Aside from that I have a really muscular body (genes) and yet I have a fair bit of fat (lifestyle) which gives me a strange silhouette. My wrists are terribly inflexible to the point of being unable to do pushups because I can't bend them back far enough. My nose is huge. I have bad eyesight (genes) and I reached my full height of about 6ft2in (193 cm) when I was 12... haven't grown a centimeter upwards since then though.

I have it pretty good though, these issues are rather minor, especially when compared to the things some of the people I know have :/

 

[McNinja]

I have small biceps. They don't match my tri's. My core is also pretty weak, considering. I also need some strong glasses because my eyesight is terrible.

I've got monkey toes. There long and able to pick stuff up. Not exactly normal but I think its cool. I think I'm normal apart from that.

I have this too. I can open doors with my feet. It helps a lot, and it impresses the ladies. Not really.

My wrists are terribly inflexible to the point of being unable to do pushups because I can't bend them back far enough.

Do push-ups on your knuckles. You have probably already arrived at this conclusion, but in case you haven't. Knuckle push-ups.

 

[Alexias_Sandar]

I've got a borderline crippled right knee. Two knife scars on my left hand, one on my left forearm, one on my right hip and another on my right shin. I have asthma, celiac disease (no wheat, rye, or barley, or most oats, or it causes intestinal damage), a seizure disorder, I don't absorb sodium or potassium properly, so I have to supplement both...the sodium issue also generally means I am dehydrated. I have significant allergies to most living animal dander, wasps, hornets and yellow jackets, and serious allergies to cat saliva and cockroaches, as well as allergies to molds, spores and mildew, pollen and the like. I have poor eyesight, though correctable with rather high prescription glasses, and an astigmatism. I am addicted to caffeine, and have a high tolerance for most pain medications, due to chronic pain and migraines, and the tolerance developed from treating such. Certain plastics, namely those used in food service gloves which are not latex react to my sweat by melting and cause nasty burns. The same odd chemistry of my sweat causes shoes and clothing to wear out more quickly than usual. I am underweight for my height, though in rather good physical shape despite such, though the crippled knee has hindered maintaining such somewhat. I have hypoglycemia sufficient that a doctor has actually stared at me in shock after a glucose tolerance test, unable to grasp how someone with such low blood sugar could be outside a coma, much less conscious and only mildly dazed. My blood pressure is fairly low, and has been known to drop so low that I was mistaken for dead when merely sleeping by hospital monitors. I also have some mild eczema problems. My left knee has permanent cartilage damage, and that's my good knee.

Overall though, only the knee issues, seizure disorder and migraines are more than a tolerable annoyance, so long as I take care of them properly. The asthma can be concerning at times, but is controllable, so long as I keep myself in good shape. Similarly, the knee issues are tolerable so long as I keep my brace and cane handy, and pain medications for the chronic pain caused by such. The migraines and seizure disorder aren't currently effectively controlled, though we're working on that with my doctors.

 

[mikeybuthge]

i have thallasemia which means my hemoglobin cannot properly carry oxygen so i get winded easy and also i am a lot more susceptible to drugs and alcohol

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

I'm 20 years old and going bald..