What's physically wrong with YOU?

[Sovvolf]

I've got poor, poor co-ordination, specially with my hands to the point that I can't tie shoelaces or many knots at all.

I have poor balance and my reaction time isn't exactly brilliant and I have a really, really big nose.

However on the positive I have really flexible limbs which is a great asset when it comes to grappling as armbars and leg locks often have no effect on me at all. I can also move my ears.

That sounds like dyspraxia mate. Same thing that I have. Get it tested man. I don't know how old you are or if it applies where you are, but I have it pretty bad and I get LOADS of free shit for uni. Like a top of the range Macbook Pro, Final Cut Pro and all sorts (I'm a film student)

I'm 20 and YES!! (not to the free stuff I'm not that kind of person) it all makes sense now. While I have no problem speaking or language development I do have pretty much every problem listed on the wiki page when concerning fine motor skills and "Whole body movement, coordination, and body image" I did or still do have ADHD and indeed poor short term but terrific long term memory.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyspraxia

God I can't believe I never thought to look it up... I just thought I was generally shite. Thank you for showing me that matey. Truly.

 

[Drenaje1]

Well, I know I have scoliosis, it's not really all that bad, but I slouch all the time and it probably doesn't help.

Also, I think I have psoriasis. Not sure, I just think so.

And my eyes are steadily deteriorating. Astigmatism, I think. But whatever.

And gout maybe? I don't know, I think it's all cleared up. Then again, I may not have even had it in the first place.

Oh no, I think I match the stereotypical physical description of a nerd. Plagued with various health issues, twig arms, likes video games, has some measure of intelligence.

 

[xmbts]

I have a frail skeleton and easily ruptured organs.

 

[Rin Little]

My eyesight is completely horrible to the point where I almost can't wear contacts (which I prefer) and I have depression/anxiety. That and my middle fingers curve outward toward my pinky fingers and they've never been broken or anything.

 

[Reman Khaar]

Not really wrong but I'm incapable of gaining weight. I can eat whatever and I won't gain any fat at all.

Overall it's pretty positive but it means my body isn't capable of storing the reserves needed to do sports at a professional or near-professional level. I tried and that went quite horribly wrong.

EDIT: Ow, also flat feet. When I stand in a relaxed position my knees turn inward and if I run without supportive soles I start developing sporting injuries.

I'll trade you all my mental disorders for those! I think Attention Deficit Hyperactivity and Bipolar Disorders are probably more easily managed, yes?


BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! With this limited time offer, you'll also receive hypermobility ABSOLUTELY FREE!

 

[Strixvaliano]

Possible TMJ and a hole in a tooth of mine so I can't chew on the right side of my mouth, other than that nothing really.

 

[RadioactiveMicrobe]

I have no sense of smell.

 

[Karthesios]

Cystic fibrosis, a genetic disorder. I'd explain it but I'd rather not post a wall of text, so I'd suggest wiki'ing it if you want to know more.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cystic_fibrosis

 

[jkvoller]

I have a dent at the bottom of my ribcage, an underbite and i can't gain any weight no matter how much i eat

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

im annoyingly tall (i think) for a girl. Im 5'10" and i hate it, cause i love to wear heels, but that generally puts me over 6 foot and, i feel that i intimidate everyone when they meet me...

Tall girls are attractive, at least to some people. Plus when you're really tall, it's no fun when your GF is 5'1, like my ex. I usually just picked her up when we were kissing.

As for me, as mentioned above, I'm pretty tall at 6'3, and still growing, I wake up with growing pains in my legs almost once a week. At least I think it's slowing down (used to be daily). Also, my arms are really thin because I never use them for anything that takes muscle, I bike a lot and it makes my legs pretty thick, so my arms look even skinnier in comparison. Oh yeah, and my nose is broken from a biking accident, and for a while it gave me trouble breathing through my nose and a very nasal voice. After the surgery I got for it, it's still crooked, but it's easier to breathe through.

However, compared to everything else I've read here, this is pretty minor stuff. I'm just nitpicking, really.

I have ADHD.

And apparently an oversized liver (According to a check up some time ago)

Start drinking

i suppose, im a lesbian though so i suppose it doesnt matter much. ALthough when i was dating guys, it was amusing as all hell. looking down on them

Well most girls I know find height sexy to an extent, if the guy is shorter or equal height to them, they don't like it. But I dunno if that applies in your situation.

Other guys are always cursing me for being so tall, but I just tell them try working in an auto shop with lifts that only go to 6 feet, and they'd be having the last laugh. I'm surprised I'm not retarded from the number of times I've smashed my head into the lift.

well, i still feel conspicuous.

and i do the same thing, i hate that, turn around and bean myself on the lift arm. Worst was when i was dropping the trans on my 94 RX-7. My friend was supposed to be helping me, but a bee landed on him, he freaked and rolled out from under the car, JUST as the trans came loose. Dropped it right on my chest, half sat up and nearly knocked myself senseless on the oilpain.

 

[Triforceformer]

I have a scar across my left foot from when one of the dogs we used to own ran over it chasing after an RC car.

 

[VampSlayer]

I have asthma, a speech impediment, piss-poor eyesight(im talkin cant see the E at the top of the chart), wide hips for a guy, and im about 20-30 pounds overweight(i dont really look my weight with clothes on so hooray for small mercies) and im allergic to bees(does that count as physical?)

 

[Get_A_Grip_]

I have high knee caps.

Basically, I can dislocate them easily if I'm not careful. I've already dislocated my left knee cap 3 times.

I'm in the same boat.
I've dislocated my left knee 7 times and my right knee once.
... And it's not a pain that you get used to, it gets worse with each one it seems.

 

[Turigamot]

At the moment, dual ear infection.

 

[Slayer_2]

im annoyingly tall (i think) for a girl. Im 5'10" and i hate it, cause i love to wear heels, but that generally puts me over 6 foot and, i feel that i intimidate everyone when they meet me...

Tall girls are attractive, at least to some people. Plus when you're really tall, it's no fun when your GF is 5'1, like my ex. I usually just picked her up when we were kissing.

As for me, as mentioned above, I'm pretty tall at 6'3, and still growing, I wake up with growing pains in my legs almost once a week. At least I think it's slowing down (used to be daily). Also, my arms are really thin because I never use them for anything that takes muscle, I bike a lot and it makes my legs pretty thick, so my arms look even skinnier in comparison. Oh yeah, and my nose is broken from a biking accident, and for a while it gave me trouble breathing through my nose and a very nasal voice. After the surgery I got for it, it's still crooked, but it's easier to breathe through.

However, compared to everything else I've read here, this is pretty minor stuff. I'm just nitpicking, really.

I have ADHD.

And apparently an oversized liver (According to a check up some time ago)

Start drinking

i suppose, im a lesbian though so i suppose it doesnt matter much. ALthough when i was dating guys, it was amusing as all hell. looking down on them

Well most girls I know find height sexy to an extent, if the guy is shorter or equal height to them, they don't like it. But I dunno if that applies in your situation.

Other guys are always cursing me for being so tall, but I just tell them try working in an auto shop with lifts that only go to 6 feet, and they'd be having the last laugh. I'm surprised I'm not retarded from the number of times I've smashed my head into the lift.

well, i still feel conspicuous.

and i do the same thing, i hate that, turn around and bean myself on the lift arm. Worst was when i was dropping the trans on my 94 RX-7. My friend was supposed to be helping me, but a bee landed on him, he freaked and rolled out from under the car, JUST as the trans came loose. Dropped it right on my chest, half sat up and nearly knocked myself senseless on the oilpain.

Fair enough.

Off topic: I'm usually not a clumsy person, but in my haste I sometimes smash my forehead because I don't duck down enough. Getting a tranny dropped on your stomach sounds very painful, the few I've lifted have usually taken me and a friend to carry it. I assume the car was only jacked up, not on a lift, or else it would have dealt a lot more damage. I just had to replace my tranny mount, cost me $150 bucks and 4 hours of my life, had to partially drop the bastard, but not completely, just enough to remove the old mount and slide the new one in.

Even further off topic: you have an RX-7? Not bad, isn't that the 1.3L twin turbo?

 

[Paularius]

I have bad psoriasis on my forhead.

 

[AMMO Kid]

Right now I'm fine, but I do have a lot of sugar via Dr. Pepper so I might get diabetes or something down the road

 

[GoodOmens]

Hay fever, near-sightedness, migraines. Periodic night terrors. And a strange rash on my right arm. Other than that, I'm pretty darn well.

 

[russkiimperial]

beer gut, cause I love a good beer. I'm perfect in every other possible way