What's physically wrong with YOU?

[FuzzyRaccoon]

I have high knee caps.

Basically, I can dislocate them easily if I'm not careful. I've already dislocated my left knee cap 3 times.

HEY I HAVE THAT PROBLEM SORT OF! All of my bones are a tiny tiny bit too far apart. This means that they snap out of place. There is a good and a bad to this. Bad? I have dislocate things SUPER easily. Good? I've never broken anything, because stuff kinda just snaps outta it's spot.

This has led to such stupid things as me dislocating my thumbs while I was cutting sharp CHEESE. ISN'T THAT THE STUPIDEST THING EVER?

Also, my body is pretty disproportionate, so there's this strange feel I give off. Can't explain that very well.

 

[Kadoodle]

I have pronated ankles, so running requires more energy for me.
I have asthma, which doesn't help the above.
I have adult onset Coate's Disease in my left eye. (Retinal degeneration)

That's all I can remember.

 

[FuzzyRaccoon]

Lets see here...
Underweight by about 20 kilos
Double jointed thumbs
An infection in my hip that is now gone that literally baffled doctors when I was only 7, still no diagnosis they literally have no idea
Stretch marks on back and outer thighs
Growth pains on whole spine
Both pinkie toes broken then healed in a awkward direction
Scar on my right eyebrow where I got run over by an ice skate, lost about a quart of blood
Really bad teeth
Flat feet to the extent that if I am standing for more than an hour its painful
Some sort of undiagnosed problem with my knees so it hurts when I bend them in too far
Few pressure points cause any sort of sensation

Oh, and no gag reflex...

[edit]
And not to forget I get welts on my eyes when I wear any sort of facial makeup...

Why don't you wear insoles for arch support? That'd pretty much clear up THAT problem.

I used to wear them because my spine was messed up, and I can tell you they're great as long as your not wearing a super thin or tight shoe like converse all stars or Toms.

 

[PleasantAsAHeadcrab]

In my sophomore year of high school, I snapped something in my left shoulder, I'm not really sure why or how, but I never went to see a doctor 'cus my parents felt it wasn't necessary/a waste. So I can't lift my left arm particularly high, I need to wear a sling from time to time, and I can't really carry anything too major with it.

Also I decided to go for a walk the other day, and I slipped on a pair of heels because I wasn't thinking so now I have four blisters on one foot. I thought I'd soak my foot in this 'soothing mint' stuff I have and now I feel like that foot may have burst into flames.

Also my boobs are too small and I'm sort of a ginger. Make what you will of those things.

 

[2fish]

Scar tissue on my brain.

Other than that nothing comes to mind unless we talk about all my other scars, but those don't cause epilepsy on the scar on my brain does that.

Well unless you count TMJ my jaw comes loose and I have to reset it.

 

[the_green_dragon]

I'm short sighted so I wear glasses all the time, but alot of people are these days so whateva.

I can also dislocate my arm really really easily, but not in a circus freakshow I can dislocate all my body parts and squeeze into a small box type of way, its more of a "OMFG that HURTS" kind of way.

 

[RatRace123]

Ahh, so so many things. I'd get into a list, but I haven't the patience for it.

 

[CJSinc]

Why don't you wear insoles for arch support? That'd pretty much clear up THAT problem.

I used to wear them because my spine was messed up, and I can tell you they're great as long as your not wearing a super thin or tight shoe like converse all stars or Toms.

I tried that, it gets difficult to walk i know thats probably normal but it ended up hurting more when i wore them than when i didnt :/

Also my boobs are too small and I'm sort of a ginger. Make what you will of those things.

I still dont get the whole thing how people dont like gingers or orange hair is bad
I wish i had red/orange hair, THATS AWESOME!

Plus, there is no such thing as too smal boobs, unless you have like a dent in your chest and they are a negative cup size xP

 

[archaicmalevolence]

skinny, lisp, slight problems with my teeth that can be easily fixed with bracers, acne and a few random scars of my hand/arm.

 

[Sunkissed Cheez It]

I have a birthmark on my chin. Most people say it's barely noticable and don't notice/mention until I bring it up but it still bothers me.

 

[CJSinc]

skinny, lisp, slight problems with my teeth that can be easily fixed with bracers, acne and a few random scars of my hand/arm.

skinny isnt that bad, underweight IS

Also, you joined Escapist on my birthday ^_^

 

[PleasantAsAHeadcrab]

Why don't you wear insoles for arch support? That'd pretty much clear up THAT problem.

I used to wear them because my spine was messed up, and I can tell you they're great as long as your not wearing a super thin or tight shoe like converse all stars or Toms.

I tried that, it gets difficult to walk i know thats probably normal but it ended up hurting more when i wore them than when i didnt :/

Also my boobs are too small and I'm sort of a ginger. Make what you will of those things.

I still dont get the whole thing how people dont like gingers or orange hair is bad
I wish i had red/orange hair, THATS AWESOME!

Plus, there is no such thing as too smal boobs, unless you have like a dent in your chest and they are a negative cup size xP

People hating on gingers goes back to when hating the Irish was the national pass-time. =D I'm such a nerd for knowing that. Also orange/red hair really isn't that fun, I swear it gets dirtier faster than normal hair, and the other day I caught myself describing my hair color as 'Carrot-y'.

Mmmph, I got mistaken for a schoolgirl this morningggg. Granted, I had my sketchbook tucked under my arm, which makes me look...younger, somehow, apparently, which was most likely not helped by the tiny boob thing and the fact I'm a shorty. /RambleRamble

Edit: I FAIL AT QOUTING THINGS.

 

[Boris Goodenough]

People hating on gingers goes back to when hating the Irish was the national pass-time. =D I'm such a nerd for knowing that. Also orange/red hair really isn't that fun, I swear it gets dirtier faster than normal hair, and the other day I caught myself describing my hair color as 'Carrot-y'.

They've been hating gingers way before that, the Egyptians used to kill redheads at birth because they thought they would steal the spark of the sun.

 

[DeadFOAM]

I have a stutter, my lungs are fucked up, my eyes are terrible, I have back problems, my hearing is on its fast way out, there is a possibility my heart will tear itself apart, AND my hair is too long.

 

[Saulkar]

I have poor eyesight and damaged hearing. I also have damaged tendons in my neck and both of my knees. Lastly I cannot bring my fat level below fifteen percent for some strange genetic glandualar reason without extremely unhealthy dieting.

 

[Mazza35]

I have anemia.
Flat feet.
And the ability to gain muscle mass with a horrible diet

 

[Rule Britannia]

If anybody has disposable contact lenses check the numbers :S I have shit eyesight 4.25 is the number on the side of the box. I'm slightly hard of hearing in my right ear although since I've got my turtle beaches it hasn't been as much of a problem.

I have 13 moles on my face they aren't particularly big but I'm getting them removed quite soon actually

 

[Boris Goodenough]

If anybody has disposable contact lenses check the numbers :S I have shit eyesight 4.25 is the number on the side of the box. I'm slightly hard of hearing in my right ear although since I've got my turtle beaches it hasn't been as much of a problem.

I have 13 moles on my face they aren't particularly big but I'm getting them removed quite soon actually

Only 4.25? I am -7.5