What's physically wrong with YOU?

[Redworld13]

I smoke too much and drink like a fish.

 

[JohnnyDelRay]

Almost legally blind without contact lenses, funny-shaped ears (glad they don't stick out tho), and oblong shaped head which is hidden ok by hair. Flat feet, and sweat A LOT in humid weather (more than most, despite being half-Asian), and also go f'ing red when I drink alcohol. Like after 2 beers. Fully red, waaaay before I'm even tipsy. So that sucks.

Also I get headaches really easily if I sleep too much, and sometimes just out of nowhere. Not sure where that comes from though. And according to various physio's, my muscular system is a bit banged up, maybe from several hard years of martial arts training (stopped when I fractured a metatarsal from punching through shit).

Otherwise, I'm fit enough and happy with the rest!

 

[Warforger]

I can't see my computer screen without glasses or if my face is right next to it. Not a huge deal since my glasses look fine on me.

 

[OverweightWhale]

I was helping my uncle move when I was small and someone dropped something very heavy on my foot. It messed up my right big toe and they had to remove the nail. Now it just grows back really weird and it makes me embarrassed to wear anything less then socks on my feet.

 

[Synyster]

I was born with half a heart, as a result I suffer from kidney and liver failure, and I also have Gall stones

 

[Synyster]

I have porphyric hemophilia. I've had it about 3 days now...

HAHAHA, nice Oblivion reference there dude, sleep and become a vampire

 

[Synyster]

I have porphyric hemophilia. I've had it about 3 days now...

HAHAHA, nice Oblivion reference there dude, sleep and become a vampire

Unless It's a real thing, in which case I'm really sorry

 

[Nobby]

I'm fat.

I also have slight astigmatism in my left eye.

 

[J.J]

I'm allergic to every metal known to man. Breaking out in hives from every piece of jewelry I own is fantastic.

Damn. My buddy is as bad off as you. He figured it out when we got our ears pierced... That was a bad ending for him.

Myself? I guess just a wacky heartbeat. Slooooooow toreallyreallyfastnotatall consiiiiistant.

If I push myself too hard, and I mean it has to be pretty stupidly hard, it causes a lot of problems. Chest pains, shortness of breath, fainting (only once!). Makes for an amusing heartbeat measure while running on treadmills though (though... most I've tried refuse to work for me. Dunno if that's a factor. I doubt it.)

Otherwise, just some scars that make me seem more manly (no it doesn't).

 

[Synyster]

I also was recently in a motorcycle accident and shattered my Femur, I had a fasciotomy (If you don't know what it is don't google it if you're squeamish), and still have an open wound and plates in my leg

 

[CJSinc]

Lets see here...
Underweight by about 20 kilos
Double jointed thumbs
An infection in my hip that is now gone that literally baffled doctors when I was only 7, still no diagnosis they literally have no idea
Stretch marks on back and outer thighs
Growth pains on whole spine
Both pinkie toes broken then healed in a awkward direction
Scar on my right eyebrow where I got run over by an ice skate, lost about a quart of blood
Really bad teeth
Flat feet to the extent that if I am standing for more than an hour its painful
Some sort of undiagnosed problem with my knees so it hurts when I bend them in too far
Few pressure points cause any sort of sensation

Oh, and no gag reflex...

[edit]
And not to forget I get welts on my eyes when I wear any sort of facial makeup...

 

[FuzzyRaccoon]

I have high knee caps.

Basically, I can dislocate them easily if I'm not careful. I've already dislocated my left knee cap 3 times.

HEY I HAVE THAT PROBLEM SORT OF! All of my bones are a tiny tiny bit too far apart. This means that they snap out of place. There is a good and a bad to this. Bad? I have dislocate things SUPER easily. Good? I've never broken anything, because stuff kinda just snaps outta it's spot.

This has led to such stupid things as me dislocating my thumbs while I was cutting sharp CHEESE. ISN'T THAT THE STUPIDEST THING EVER?

Also, my body is pretty disproportionate, so there's this strange feel I give off. Can't explain that very well.

 

[Kadoodle]

I have pronated ankles, so running requires more energy for me.
I have asthma, which doesn't help the above.
I have adult onset Coate's Disease in my left eye. (Retinal degeneration)

That's all I can remember.

 

[FuzzyRaccoon]

Lets see here...
Underweight by about 20 kilos
Double jointed thumbs
An infection in my hip that is now gone that literally baffled doctors when I was only 7, still no diagnosis they literally have no idea
Stretch marks on back and outer thighs
Growth pains on whole spine
Both pinkie toes broken then healed in a awkward direction
Scar on my right eyebrow where I got run over by an ice skate, lost about a quart of blood
Really bad teeth
Flat feet to the extent that if I am standing for more than an hour its painful
Some sort of undiagnosed problem with my knees so it hurts when I bend them in too far
Few pressure points cause any sort of sensation

Oh, and no gag reflex...

[edit]
And not to forget I get welts on my eyes when I wear any sort of facial makeup...

Why don't you wear insoles for arch support? That'd pretty much clear up THAT problem.

I used to wear them because my spine was messed up, and I can tell you they're great as long as your not wearing a super thin or tight shoe like converse all stars or Toms.

 

[PleasantAsAHeadcrab]

In my sophomore year of high school, I snapped something in my left shoulder, I'm not really sure why or how, but I never went to see a doctor 'cus my parents felt it wasn't necessary/a waste. So I can't lift my left arm particularly high, I need to wear a sling from time to time, and I can't really carry anything too major with it.

Also I decided to go for a walk the other day, and I slipped on a pair of heels because I wasn't thinking so now I have four blisters on one foot. I thought I'd soak my foot in this 'soothing mint' stuff I have and now I feel like that foot may have burst into flames.

Also my boobs are too small and I'm sort of a ginger. Make what you will of those things.

 

[2fish]

Scar tissue on my brain.

Other than that nothing comes to mind unless we talk about all my other scars, but those don't cause epilepsy on the scar on my brain does that.

Well unless you count TMJ my jaw comes loose and I have to reset it.

 

[the_green_dragon]

I'm short sighted so I wear glasses all the time, but alot of people are these days so whateva.

I can also dislocate my arm really really easily, but not in a circus freakshow I can dislocate all my body parts and squeeze into a small box type of way, its more of a "OMFG that HURTS" kind of way.

 

[RatRace123]

Ahh, so so many things. I'd get into a list, but I haven't the patience for it.

 

[CJSinc]

Why don't you wear insoles for arch support? That'd pretty much clear up THAT problem.

I used to wear them because my spine was messed up, and I can tell you they're great as long as your not wearing a super thin or tight shoe like converse all stars or Toms.

I tried that, it gets difficult to walk i know thats probably normal but it ended up hurting more when i wore them than when i didnt :/

Also my boobs are too small and I'm sort of a ginger. Make what you will of those things.

I still dont get the whole thing how people dont like gingers or orange hair is bad
I wish i had red/orange hair, THATS AWESOME!

Plus, there is no such thing as too smal boobs, unless you have like a dent in your chest and they are a negative cup size xP

 

[archaicmalevolence]

skinny, lisp, slight problems with my teeth that can be easily fixed with bracers, acne and a few random scars of my hand/arm.