What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[Levitas1234]

Scissors
screw driver covered in hash oil
coat hanger
glass bong
glass milk bottle filled with pennies (probably the most deadly and painful thing)
keys
sub woofer
speakers
keys


I would probably unscrew the casing on my computer then smack the attacker in the face with the sheet of metal

 

[unoleian]

An empty glass bomber bottle in a paper bag, a dead lightstick, and a broken pen are likely the most lethal objects within reach.

*looks behind*

Oh, I do have an aluminum yardstick, I bet that might make a mildly effective sword in a pinch...those corners are sharp!

 

[phantom5582]

Before I start getting to many ideas and start moving weapons to my computer desk, I better say what I have by my computer right now. Within arm's reach, I don't have much. xbox controlers, tape, pencils, and other minor things. If I'm able to lean over just a little, then I can reach my unloaded airsoft shotgun or the spanning fork (think pitch fork with a shorter grip and a handle at the end) that I have right here. Just a bit farther is a bow and arrows (blunt kind) and my umbrella. I think I'll go for the fork first.

Just to let everyone know as to why I have a spanning fork in my bed room next to my computer. Dead Rising 2 is coming out soon and I'm making the boom stick for the game stop midnight release party. ^_^ That is what I have the shotgun and tape right here as well.

The weapon I'm making.

Wow. After 3 pages, I would have thought some one would have said something about the above

 

[jacx]

a k-bar

 

[milkkart]

about a dozen screwdrivers ranging from skinny and eye poking to thick and skull piercing.

 

[moloha]

hehehe

I have a screwdriver and a razor-blade

< win

 

[ThePurpleStuff]

I got a solid glass Flintstones mug from WAY back in 1993 from mcdonalds on my desk, it's quite heavy and sturdy, a good enough smack in the head would knock anybody down.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

err........... I guess I could put my bag of chips over his head and stab with a sharp chip.

 

[Avelestar]

There's a dissection kit on my desk, I guess I could cut him a little bit with the piddly little scalpel? Or...I could throw various chemicals at him used for keeping my fish tank beautiful and hope he ignores the warning labels and drinks them.

 

[The Inquisitive Mug]

An unloaded rifle, but with deployable bayonet. I guess I'd just have to rifle-butt him until I lock it into place. Or poke him in the eye with my tobacco pipe...

 

[Lurklen]

An empty beer bottle and a bronze statue about a foot tall. That's right, I'm a killing machine.

 

[inflamessoilwork]

My 1.5L bottle of Grey Goose =)

 

[Tourette]

Myself.

 

[Dollar Bill]

A big pointy trophy, it is uber heavy with multiple spiky spike things..... yeah, oh and scissors.

 

[THAC0]

I have about a half of a pack of cigarettes, does that count.

 

[captaincabbage]

Probably my pocket knife. It's only basic, but it's incredibly sharp.

 

[nightwolf667]

I have my cat. Fear the kitty!

 

[Jondare]

Hm, let me see..

A Longbow (A real one, not some homemade shit) and a couple of arrows, a blunt iron shortsword (still awfully heavy and pointy though), and my dagger.

You know what? I think I'm good for anything ^^

 

[Rohammad]

i have a fork, a glass beer mug, a screwdriver, and a pen.

 

[tinkyyy]

I have a little model of a sackboy, he looks happy. That could distract the attacker for a few moments while I stab him in the eye with the toothbrush I have here (not entirely sure why that's on my desk actually) and then club him over the head with the unopened bottle of cider I have sitting here.