What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?
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And I was being oblivious to your counter joke to counter that joke! actually I didnt get that you were joking I thought you just didn't like PSPs as much as DSes which confused me.linkzeldi said:
Im sad, my pistola' isn't within reach right now...so, I have this shitty butterfly knife that's about too break. They ain't for fighting but a knife is a knife.
Zippo fluid and a lighter... oh, and lots of other stuff, these threads always make me think that maybe I need to clean up a little... here's the stuff within reach:soul_rune1984 said:
PC, screen, bowl, empty beer bottle, usb fan, pack of cigarettes, almost full can of zippo lighter fluid, 2 lighters, bookshelves (lots of heavy books and CD/DVDs), plastic sword (my daughter's... experience has taught me that it can be quite painful if applied with sufficient enthusiasm), empty can of coffee, 1 liter bottle of water (half full), letter opener, iphone (there must be a self-defense app, right??), wireless router, pot plant (half dead), laptop, any number of children's toys (ranging in size from a small stuffed bear to a 1 meter long child's electric piano).
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Yeah, I really need to clean up.
Well I was explaining the joke to make your joke less funny.ninjajoeman said:
Also the DS is slightly better than the PSP, only because there are no load times and I don't have any games for the PSP. Also there's no analog nub for my thumb to slip off of.
Or perhaps my PSP hate is oblivious.
It's a shatter-proof one i got from a bar, sadly! I could maybe use it as some sort of club, though, but still, don't come to me when the zombies bust your door down, you'd be better off sticking with the guy from page one with the fuckoff knife.ethaninja said:
Hahahaha I guess TECHNICALLY the deadliest thing within reach is the pack of cigarettes sitting on the desk in front of me. But if we're not counting that, then I'd have to choose from: an umbrella with a very poky end, a sharpened pencil, a pocketknife, and a pile of glass bottles.
A plastic wine bottle half-full of M&Ms. It might make a good club, or at least the enemy would be distracted by the colorful candy.
VERY nice hardware! Best I have is my hunting knife . . . 10" blade is nice, though, no mistake.Skorpyo said:How about the Cetme .308 I just got finished cleaning?
And yes, I'm entirely serious.
Within reach, i.e. what I can grab while still sitting in my ridiculously overpriced ergonomic chair (thank you ex-employer) would be the late 19th century cavalry saber or (if I stretch a little) the WWII officer's katana. Or, as previous posters have suggested, the most dangerous item may be the plastic bottle of cut-rate vodka. Lord knows it's responsible for more injuries than any piece of sharpened steel I own....
