What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[Mr.Mattress]

Pillow, Cups, a Huge TV, and Headphones.

The Pillow could suffocate me
I can cut myself with the Cubs if I break them
The Huge TV could fall and crush me
I could strangle myself with the headphones

 

[Jaranja]

I thought this was going to be about Halo: Reach, what a relief.

OT: My dagger :3

A lot of people have daggers around here.

I have a Katana within reach...

However, there's a pen on my desk so I'll pick that instead.

[sup][sup][sup]I hope people get that.[/sup][/sup][/sup]

 

[Kiba The Wolf]

oh, ya! I forgot, I also have a nice hatchet

 

[C95J]

Swiss Army knife, if I have time to sit up.

If not, then probably my whole laptop, or my PS3 controller.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Glass soda bottle? I have some keys too, one of them having sliced my finger opened once. Of course the obvious answer is my laptop which can be used to order all sorts of weapons, poisons and, assassination contracts.

 

[Macgyvercas]

At the moment? Scissors. When I get home? My sword (it's above my computer).

 

[Cari-des]

Well considering I'm working at the desk in a lobby in a dorm building if someone came in wanting to kill me I could just push the alarm.

But if I had no time, I would pull out the AK-47 I keep in my backpack at all times. YOu never know when you'll need one.

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

A tie between my Crossbow and my WiiMote

 

[madriani]

25lb (or close to) art history textbook-- completely useless for anything other than a weapon, really

 

[Kiba The Wolf]

in truth, the arrows for my bow are not sharp or deadly

and two of my three swords are not sharp in fact rather dull

but my dagger, hatchet, and third sword are razor sharp

 

[Kiba The Wolf]

if i were at my father's house, i have a few nice guns. a nice rifle and two shotguns, and those are only my guns, my father has his own.

 

[phohouse]

I'll suffocate them with my blanket.

 

[Zombie Shakespeare]

An angry cat.

I know not to mess with her. No assassin would be so bold.

 

[DefunctTheory]

I am the most dangerous thing in reach of me. Fear me!

Failing that... probably my half ton Cosmos PC case.

Damn thing could crush someone with ease.

 

[Omikron009]

I would start off by spraying them in the face with a semi-toxic can of electronics duster, then run across the room while they were incapacitated and grab the iron, which I would use to hit them in the head until they were unconscious.

 

[Mikeyfell]

my bare hands,
that's right I'm a lethal weapon

and mostly because I cleaned my desk today and the only thing in my reach is a hair brush.

 

[philzibit]

I have a sprig assist knife, a butterfly knife, a few pocket knifes, and an old police baton. The area around my laptop is oddly safe.