What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[Guitarmasterx7]

I guess this empty bottle, if I smash it on the table.

 

[vanthebaron]

a flamebladed sword, a replica of kenshin's reverse blade sword, a european long sword, and a top heavy walking stick

 

[Thrashgrinder]

1 spring assisted knife and 1 butterfly knife and a baton in my drawer.

 

[Akukaishi]

Folding knife, multiple canned goods that could be used as improvised bludgeons, several bits of plastic silverware(good for soft tissues!), one pair heavy-grade hiking boots, and enough cords to make improvised garrotes out of to outfit a small posse of under-paid hooligans.


And that's just the obvious stuff, I could probably figure out a way to kill you with every object in reach, but if I list them all it's gonna be awhile...I -am- in a kitchen, after all.

...maybe there's something to this 'what's wrong with the people around here' theory we got going...

 

[Helmutye]

I feel like I could probably do some damage with the staple remover at my desk. Also, I learned a few tricks from this really nasty old prize fighter I know about how to use a pen to truly horrific effect, how to mangle skin, rip ears off, etc. It might not be incredibly deadly, but it would be painful enough to stop most attackers.

 

[Stoic raptor]

picture time!

pic of my sharp sword and my hatchet:

C:\Users\Owner\Pictures\2010-09-17\034.JPG

hope the pic woorks.

No. You need to upload the pic to get a link. Upload to tinylink (or was it tinyurl?) or Photobucket. Copy the URL your pic has. type [i*mg]your URL[/img] without the star though you can also but URL's of pics off the internet. Find a picture, like on from Google image. view full size, than copy the URL. Or right click and click copy image URL.

like this.

 

[ejb626]

A lamp I guess though the cord runs behind my desk so it would be hard for me to grab and use is immediately if a ninja jumped through my window or something. So I guess I'll say a wooden horse its probably the hardest hitting improvised weapon on my desk.

 

[YuzL]

Without getting up, my pocket knife. And like one step this bad boy.

Sorry if it you cannot see it well. It is a Benelli 12 gauge Nova Pump. And no I just left it out so I can clean it. It is normally in a hard case. And I do not know how to use spoiler tags

 

[sooperman]

One single object? The printer.

I also have a basket of pens, an assortment of little figurines, and am sitting in an office chair. Not the biggest list of option but I could survive.

 

[superstringz]

I'd cover my eyes, go to /b/, and turn my monitor towards the assassin.

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

Nail clippers w/file...deadly enough to get confiscate on flights.

 

[Sethzard]

A mace, followed by a couple of display swords

 

[Superior Mind]

My whisky flask I guess.

Statistics says that X number of people die a year due to alcohol-related mishaps.

Or my guitar I suppose if L4D2 is anything to go by.

Ladies love the alcoholic musician type.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

A cup of freshly sharp pencils.

FEAR MY NEEDLE ATTACK FOOLS!!!

 

[Red Rum]

A drinking glass. Just break it over the edge of a table and...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZo6CF3uILk

 

[Fellwarden]

Right now I have a butterfly knife within reach. If I'm allowed to reach a meter to my side I also have a guitar I could bash the intruder with. I have a shortsword I want to hang up above my sofa, but I haven't gotten to it yet, so it would take way too long to get in the scenario posed in the OP..

 

[burningdragoon]

From arms reach without getting up, there are some pens and I guess I could try to bludgeon them with my computer or my stereo, or even my old saxophone by my desk. If I had the time to get up I could grab my katana sitting in the corner.

Really, though none of that matters anyway because when I am sitting at the computer, my back is facing the door. So I am as good as dead. >.<