What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[TheNumber1Zero]

Now I wish I had a wounded Mosquito nearby...

Pen sadly, although I suppose I could try force feeding the assailant a Battery, but I think the Pen will suffice until I can get to the Metal Bat one room over.

 

[Rhymenoceros]

See, someone did a zombie survival thread where you're only alllowed t use something to use what's to the left of your computor. It was worrying how many people had weapons had weapons near their computor had weapons to the left of their computor.

Personally I have a laptop and a pillow. That's about it.

 

[Quaxar]

Without getting up?

Erm... I could throw a hairbrush, a mobile phone and a lot of thick books.
I could take the picture from the wall and use the edges to inflict minor wounds or use a scissor from the desk drawer.

But if you give me enough time to turn around and open the closet I would have a dirk at hand. Not really sharp and actually on display so I'd have to fiddle with some strings, but it's a weapon alright.

 

[TheTim]

I have my hands.

Snap!

 

[Get_A_Grip_]

A spoon.

Boy, aren't I fucked.

 

[TimeLord]

My own intelligence...

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Either a pen, or a chip clip. I got a knife about 5 yards from me though...

 

[Enzeru92]

Me
Pencils
Pen
Wires
Computer
maybe Ipod
cat statue WHOO!

 

[scipio323]

edit

 

[WittyInfidel]

An unloaded .45 ACP.
The clip is right next to it, however.
Call me paranoid, but I don't like to be taken by surprise. I have a firearm for each room of the house in case I need it for home defense.

 

[Kiba The Wolf]

picture time!

pic of my sharp sword and my hatchet:

C:\Users\Owner\Pictures\2010-09-17\034.JPG

hope the pic woorks.

 

[Stabby Joe]

Pencil... yeah, hard man!

 

[challenger001]

My cat.

 

[Taneer]

A spool of DVDs. I could break them and use the shards to kill. Or just throw the spool. It is really heavy.

Wait, no. I just realized, I have a Slugger Softball Aluminum Bat next to my bed. I could cripple someone with that.

 

[Jaded Scribe]

Probably my swiss army knife. Or a roll of packing tape (the kind with the razor on it for cutting the tape).

Or I could give them a wicked paper cut with my oragami figure from Heavy Rain.

 

[The Procrastinated End]

Spoiler: Fear the mighty tweezers!