What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

Amyler

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a tall stand lamp, a lava lamp, a pen ... but far more effective than anything else in this room, and quite possibly house is the cat who is asleep next to me.
 

Blitzkreg

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This beastly beast:
http://images.cabelas.com/is/image/cabelas/s7_517691_imageset_01?$main-Medium$
 

New York Patrick

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TIE: A ball-point pen and a Neil Diamond CD

Incidentally, did you know there are 27 ways to kill someone with ball-point pen. Did you know there are 7 ways to kill someone with a CD, and 9 if it is a Neil Diamond CD...
 

Zirat

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A brass pestle

The thing is heavy and kinda big so it could cause some serious damage should I swing it hard enough, which I can and would.
 

Zeromaxx

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I've got a:

It's gotta be the muffin.
 

Anchupom

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Can of deoderant. Stick it into their mouth and spray. Choking in 3 seconds flat.
 

RatRace123

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A 360 controller and PS3 controller, both are at my side right now, both are willing to die for me if I give the word.
 

conan the barbarian

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my algebra 2 book from school...4 inches thick and about 20 pounds.. more like a tombstone. whack someone over the head with that and they wont get up!
 

Vrach

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If I move just a little bit to my left, a dagger's within my reach. Otherwise, a Swiss army knife.
 

jelock

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Id have to beat them to death.....with their own shoe....

Suppose I could also try my laptop or a lamp.
 

DemonicVixen

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The whole house. I don't need a handy weapon. I've been told time and time again by anyone who so much as LOOKS at this house that its a death trap. One wrong move and BANG!! your dead. *goes to get up off the sofa, floorboard gives way...*
 

Kimarous

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A letter opening stylized as a sword, the full thing just shorter than the length of my hand, plus the suit of armour statuette that serves as the letter opener's stand.
 

Evilsanta

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My katana (Very blunt and would probobly break if i used it) it would scare my foe!

HIIIIYYAAAA!
 

Not-here-anymore

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interspark said:

only without the little round safety thing and only one, slightly balding, woodpecker
Without the little round safety thing? But that makes it lethal! I think you may well win this thread!

OT: Boring answer - scissors
Similarly boring answer - my bow. Provided my would-be attacker gives me 2 minutes to set it up first.

More interesting - a plastic spork, a guitar hero controller, and a pokewalker. Although that last one only works if it somehow lets me actually use the pokemon within it.

Borderline psychotic answer - anti-depressants. I suppose, assuming I could overwhelm an attacker, I could forcibly overdose them on the things. Although it would take a while for any effects to occur.