What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

Canid117

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interspark said:
Skorpyo said:
How about the Cetme .308 I just got finished cleaning?
didnt someone post the EXACT same thing on the zombie survival thread last week? what the hell kinda people have we got on this site?!?!
The awesome kind.
 

P-mac

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A Dwight Schrute bobble head.

Whoever's trying to kill me is pretty much screwed.
 

Bibliotekaren

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The combination of a spray can and a lighter. Maybe it's my starbucks cup (fuckin' huge lump of ceramics). Cigarettes for those who prefer the long, drawn out murder.
 

Westaway

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TheNamlessGuy said:
Well, aside from throwing my computer (which I would never be able to do, that thing is HEAVY), I'm screwed.

I've got a glass, a bowl, 2 nets, one cellphone and an iPod within my grasp.
smash the glass on his head and force your phone down his throat.
 

Kwatsu

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A book. An idea can be the deadliest thing in the world, and books make them immortal. Immortal I say!

...The fact this particular book is William Goldman's "Adventures in the Screen Trade" is totally irrelevant.
 

Vilcus

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I can cut some power cords near me and electrocute someone to death, after all I know how to. However, that wouldn't be very time efficient, so I'd just use my hands, because it isn't that hard to kill someone with a clean punch to the temple.

If I'm forced to use an object, then I choose my T.V., because I can easily lift it, and it could easily smash someones skull... so yea, my T.V. is basically the deadliest object within reach of me.
 

Ren3004

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Well, I've got a laptop and a folding table on my lap... a lamp on the nightstand on my left... and the top of the nightstaand is made of marble, I guess I could get up and pick it up.
 

MarsProbe

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The closest and most convenient thing right now would be a bag with two medium-sized speakers in it. They're light enough to swing the bag around and likely heavy enough to cause some cranial trauma.

Anything else nearby is too unwieldy, or lacks sharp edges...