What's your pornstar name?

[rt052192]

William Proctor.

Very sophisticated.

 

[Hexenwolf]

Amadeus Kenwood.

Not too shabby. Should drop the Ken though.

 

[Serge A. Storms]

I'm a nameless narrator, but my alter ego is Tyler "The Defiler" Sturgeon.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Misty Cadman.

[small]This is a good way to find out peoples "What was your first pets name" questions.[/small]

 

[Ogargd]

Scruffy Melton - It kind of works but I doubt this is how pornstars create their names.

 

[HandsomeZer0]

The jerker. Like the joker except i fuck shit up... literally.

 

[FateOrFatality]

Rusty Emmerick.

I could make it work.

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

Tabitha Nandana? I am not a girl!!!

 

[Tonythion]

Shadu Menlo
...not a very good porn name at all!

Your escapist name isn't a bad porn star name XD

Haha very true!
That was actually my bands name.

 

[superbatranger]

Spikey Viny Ridge. At your service, ladies.

 

[neolithic]

Zebulon Exchange


::raises eyebrow:: I see you are intrigued...

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

Zelda East 11th.

Yeah, this didn't work that well for me.

 

[Wuggy]

Mia Siilitie, wow, that's a bit misleading.

 

[Royta]

Beast Cornelis. Yes, my first pet was called beast. I named him when I was 2 years old.
Seriously. I win.

 

[Lenvoran]

Cinder Knightsbridge.

...Huh. Not sure what to think of that one.

 

[Lexodus]

Larry Shepard...

Just cut a sex scene from mass effect and there you go

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite milf on the citadel.

 

[colddeck64]

Scuse me ma'am, It looks like you here over heated yur engine, you need a ride to town? My name is Roscoe Cornell.......

Clearly i have the porn name of a pure redneck!!!

 

[StoneCutter]

Langley 38th.
Did it just get hot in here?

 

[loc978]

...why a pet's name? I know Sinfest [http://ninja-theatre.com/comics/2004-05-05.gif] did it that way... but what if your first pet was the other gender? By those rules the first part of my pornstar name would be "Ruby", as my first dog was a girl.

I've always gone with either middle name or grandparent's name for the first, with the street you lived longest on during your childhood for the last, which makes me "Joe Killingsworth".

 

[jojoemon]

Stealth Canal.
Pizza delivery, who ordered the extra sausage?