What's your pornstar name?

[Madara XIII]

My name is Figaro Normandy

I'm your singing instructor. I'll be helping your hit a higher Octave today


Meh So so. It's only good if you know Opera. Figaroooooooooo~

 

[EvilMaggot]

Bear Oakmountain.....

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

 

[Blastinburn]

On a related note:
http://xkcd.com/884/

 

[TheLudwigen]

Sexton Hardcastle, nuff said

 

[MR.Spartacus]

Darek Judo. Karate themed porn could work great! Or Chitty Chitty Beef Beef. I got it from a thread on the AS message board where he deliberately misspelled shitty to avoid censors.
Edit: and I giggle every time I say it.

 

[Fudd]

Zip Cook

I'm good for the restaurant scenes.

 

[vingtcinq]

Valentine Queen.
Yeah...almost there, but not quite.

Either way, I want my 20 bucks.

 

[Rabish Bini]

Sandy Lane

I am not joking. Would work perfectly... if I were a woman.

 

[CJ1145]

Harley Southcentral

 

[Formica Archonis]

The first street I ever lived on was named after my grandfather.

I was named after my grandfather.

This really doesn't work for me.

 

[OrionKurnous]

Coco Peacock.

Not bad.

 

[booker]

Princesa Sterling. I'm a dude, by the way. Also, I live in a town where almost all the roads are systematically numbered but I just happened to grow up on one of the named roads.

 

[Extasii]

Nicky Woodduck...
hmm, i like it

 

[LackingSanity]

Lady Montgomery.

Huh.

 

[Songbird-O]

Missy Maplewood.


Oh my...

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Cocky Grosso

sack this village !

 

[Feralcentaur]

Salt/Pepper Morning?... I could do with that.
And I don't use the name of those pets or of my street for security questions, so ha!

 

[SimpleJack]

Spike Denman sounds more like a detective's name than anything else...

 

[Xhuliano Pula]

Long Fluffy

Long street
Fluffy (dog)

 

[tombman888]

Pete Larrapinta.
(pronounced Pee-tee)

I like it, it rolls off the tongue quite effectively.