What's your pornstar name?

[Z of the Na'vi]

Skip Cunningham.

...yay?

 

[MintyNinja]

Bruno Flint.

...I've heard worse.

 

[FollowUp]

This was originally a fishing scheme, in case you didn't know.

 

[Danish_4116]

Snoopy Gilmore.

I like it.

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

Same as my high school nickname

Noodle

 

[ArcticSquirrel]

Bradley.

Jake Bradley

 

[rickthetrick]

Barry D. Boner

 

[sexbutler]

Trooper Bellangry... I'm not so sure about this. Maybe if someone did a porno version of Apocalypse Now.

 

[Gerard Hughes]

Emile Feel

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

Wheezy Venture.

...That just sounds unpleasant.

 

[SH4DOWSL4Y3R]

HERCULES SMALLBURN. It will suffice.


EDIT: Wait.... it might be Harold Hercules, Oh well, any pornstar name with Hercules in it at least wins something.

 

[LFC Scouser]

Dave Depot

 

[Filiecs]

Cemetery Socks, just call me Cemen Socks for short...

 

[rhyno435]

Foxy Renfield's the name.

Perfect use of my dog's name if I wasn't a guy...

 

[Denariax]

Five Dolla Foot Long.

 

[Zeromaxx]

Suzie Five Points...that -COULD- work if I switched genders.

 

[Darius Brogan]

Huh... Spirit Willow... That doesn't sound sexual at all...

 

[the spud]

Jack Orchard...?

That doesn't really work...

Although jack has potential.

 

[GamingGoddessV]

Carmen Bedford

 

[Madara XIII]

Thor Durban.

Animal control. I hear you have a cougar problem?

OMFG XD Stop Stop I can't breath. OH GOD Imma die laughing reading this thread.

OT: Name's Figaro Normandy....nope not too catchy.