What's your pornstar name?

[TheFinalFantasyWolf]

Lucifer Ryder

Eh, I could live with it

 

[PunkRex]

Max Bond... im OK with this.

Max = My first dog (he was a white boxer and had every disease in the book yet lived till 13, hard as nails).
Bond = Bonding Yard Walk (Max Yard sort of works to).

 

[PunkRex]

Lance Dickstrong
aaaawww yeaaah.

Where is this Dickstrong?! I wish to live there.

 

[Zeraki]

Central Blvd Bandit... that's actually kind of catchy, I might start using it. -ahem-

 

[countrysteaksauce]

First pet?
Then it would be Chokey Wedgefield...

Chokey is a foreign name lol...

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Skip Cunningham.

...yay?

 

[MintyNinja]

Bruno Flint.

...I've heard worse.

 

[FollowUp]

This was originally a fishing scheme, in case you didn't know.

 

[Danish_4116]

Snoopy Gilmore.

I like it.

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

Same as my high school nickname

Noodle

 

[ArcticSquirrel]

Bradley.

Jake Bradley

 

[rickthetrick]

Barry D. Boner

 

[sexbutler]

Trooper Bellangry... I'm not so sure about this. Maybe if someone did a porno version of Apocalypse Now.

 

[Gerard Hughes]

Emile Feel

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

Wheezy Venture.

...That just sounds unpleasant.

 

[SH4DOWSL4Y3R]

HERCULES SMALLBURN. It will suffice.


EDIT: Wait.... it might be Harold Hercules, Oh well, any pornstar name with Hercules in it at least wins something.

 

[LFC Scouser]

Dave Depot

 

[Filiecs]

Cemetery Socks, just call me Cemen Socks for short...