What's your pornstar name?

[Claytor Frits]

smokey ironwood

qoute: "hey yo girl, if your pussy was a carmel apple empanada, would you let me take a bite of it?"

 

[tjarne]

Tot Von Ficken....

 

[Valdus]

Tigger Hallidale

...

 

[Danoloto]

Minette Peacock.

Trouble is, I'm a guy. My guiney pig was called Minette

 

[ButterFunky]

Butter Funker. Keep on repeating my name and you'd get the joke.

 

[Ixnay1111]

Jack Waterside. we used to do this when i was a kid lol, funny that its still around.

 

[mrmostlymittens]

I've always hated this:

My pornstar name is: Maggie Lake

...I'm a guy.

 

[MikeOfThunder]

King Micky-Die-doe

 

[Goldeneye1989]

Rufus Holmes.

Yeah thats right a big Aussie bloke wearing a monicle and top hat as he fucks the hell out of a tramp by some alley dumpsters.

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

Brandy Sportplatz. Sportplatz is german for "soccer field". Not particulary sexy...

 

[captaincabbage]

Either Count Cockula, or my personal favorite Trevor Trousersnake.

 

[l0rD ChUcKl3s]

Jasper Coldingham

 

[Arduras]

Princey Sapphire.

Sounds both sexy and extremely gay at the same time... damn the Sapphire part!

 

[electric_warrior]

Maple Willow

Wow, that sucks. I sound like a Canadian hippy

 

[ThongBonerstorm]

I think my current name speaks for itself.

 

[kouriichi]

My name is Bear.... Bear Buckhorn.

"Ive come to defrag your hard drive.
You dont own a computer? ;D who said i was talking about one?"

Honestly, ive always wanted to be a pornstar. Ive never had the body for it though.

Not that im fat, i just dont look good when nude.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Barney Carlton.

That works eerily well...

 

[carpathic]

Jasper Burnett

or perhaps Jasper Wellington

Either works pretty well.

Now, who ordered a Pizza with extra sausage?

 

[HowardHoward]

Amber Chestnut

That's actually pretty good, unfortunately im male :S

 

[some1stolemyusername]

Lucy Booyong

i guess it must be transgender pron...