What's your pornstar name?

[rdaleric]

Botham Ash

 

[Drago-Morph]

Buddha Lincoln.

Works for me.

 

[Brandon237]

I am... Bruno Pendoring.
The Bruno bit works, just cleaning the pool is all...

 

[Elfgore]

Rudy Thackary

 

[Sodoff]

Bender. The Bending Bender.. I bend butts!


The embarrasing part is.. That is actually my last name.

 

[Sodoff]

Brandy Sportplatz. Sportplatz is german for "soccer field". Not particulary sexy...

isen't it more like sports square? Or a place for sports? A football field would be

"Fussball platz?" ?

 

[Queen Michael]

I never had any pets.

 

[Emilox The Great]

Thomas Vestergårdsvej, i am here for ze sex, yes?

(Vestergårdsvej is roughly translated into: WestFarmRoad.)

 

[Mike Laserbeam]

Percy Humber.
Less pornstar, more gentleman murderer.

 

[House_Vet]

Jasper Pit (or Jasper Michaelston but I think Pit sounds a little more... pointed =P)

 

[nbamaniac]

Meaty Shillelagh

 

[Tharwen]

Mouse Sutton

...probably the least sexy name I've ever heard.

 

[agrajagthetesty]

Venus Beehive.

Venus would be great for a female pornstar, but my first address is letting me down.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Tahi Ruha. A good Maori name. To bad im as white as a Scottish Winter.

Also, it means 1 and 2 respectively. My porn name is 1-2.

 

[thetruefallen]

Boss Beecroft,
i run this show

 

[HerrBobo]

Cheeky Beg-Rath

Hmmmmmm, not sure if it work or not.

 

[mrscott137]

Blackie Cannon. Damn straight.

 

[Phisi]

Rocky terrace :S, I think I'll have to be a Landscaper then

 

[Queen Michael]

I just decided that since I never had a pet and the steetname doesn't work that well, my name will be Rayford Steele.

 

[Floggo]

Jack Package.