What's your pornstar name?

[Captain Pancake]

Jessie Terrace.

umm...

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

So. The idea here is to take your first pets name (For example mine was Guinness)
Followed by the first street you ever lived on (For example mine was Holmesdale road)
The order there in isn't important. Just do whatever sounds best!


Let's see it in action

The names Guinness Holmesdale ma'am. I've come to look at your pipes...

Post your pornstar name in the comment along with where you got it from...

EDIT: Feel free to cut down your road names respectively (e.g. only keeping the interesting part)
DOUBLE EDIT!: Yeah this doesnt always work but post it anyway. as I said it may not work for people outside the UK where we have creative road names!

I'd be called something like Hamble Fallenbostel or Binkey Studland

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

Brandy Sportplatz. Sportplatz is german for "soccer field". Not particulary sexy...

isen't it more like sports square? Or a place for sports? A football field would be

"Fussball platz?" ?

Well... to be honest the "Sportplatz" next to my house was really just a soccerfield. Or rather, two soccer fields, one for training and one for the actual games. I guess most Footballfields are indeed called "Fußballplatz" and a "Sportplatz" would be more of a place where you can do multiple sports.

 

[SonofaJohannes]

Bulle Krysslavägen. I don't think I'm cut out for the porn industry.

 

[Denamic]

Robin Ring.
....ewwwwwwww

 

[koeniginator]

Mandy Milford.
huh

 

[monkey jesus]

Neville Meadowcroft.


I didn't wanna play this stinking game anyway!

 

[CaptainTrilby]

Hello boys... I'm Ginger Shrubbery

xD

 

[Morgan Howe]

Followed by the first street you ever lived on

do you mean the street the house i grew up in was on, or the street i lived "on" after i got kicked out of it?
Rainbow EE
sound like some japanese sex bot

 

[Caulk]

Molly Bilu...........................
.......I'm going to bill you?
That's incredibly stupid, plus, I'm not a woman.

 

[Buizel91]

Snowy Clifton...

I don't know how to respond...Really.

 

[Buizel91]

Hello boys... I'm Ginger Shrubbery

xD

LMFAO! Oooh god i hate laughing out loud with a drink in my mouth...My poor laptop.

 

[Olorune]

Betty Schubert
No...just...no.
So wrong in so many ways...

 

[BaconPunch]

Elwood Gravière
I have to act in the most ridiculous French accent possible.

 

[Buizel91]

Dixy Normous

Say this fast...Sounds like Dicks Enormous! xD

 

[ImanOcean]

Crystal Hunter...

 

[Caboose671]

Frank Spice

I mean why not?

 

[OddOzZy666]

James New Cheltenham...

...I'm a very Upper Class Pornstar, as you can see

 

[Mauso88]

Buster Silkstone, maybe use a bit of creative license and put an S on the end. :>

 

[JdaS]

Mojo Rock. I think I'm gonna be just fine, gentlemen.

Mojo Kallio in finnish. Could make it Mojo Viideslinja, but Fifthline sounds kind of... awesome actually!