What's your pornstar name?

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thatreynoldsman

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Jan 2, 2011
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Max Norfolk.
I guess it could work, potentially.
If you pronounce Norfolk like Nor-f**k, rather than Nor-fowke.
E.g.; "I'm here to Nor-f**k you to the Max".
Or something...
 

Merkavar

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Aug 21, 2010
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barty frederick

maybe i could go by Bartholomew Frederick and be high class porn star

Excuse me ma'am my name is Bartholomew Frederick, you can call me Barty, i am here to clean your pool in you private jet.
 

mastermerrick

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Jul 7, 2010
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My first pet was a whippet hound named Whip.
The first streent I lived on was Knotty Pine Ave. in S. Florida.

I think you can guess the rest.

It sounds like a name that belongs to a masochist. o_0
 

dystopiaINC

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Aug 13, 2010
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Gizmo Mcinstry? eh not bad....

i would prefer "Gowan Commando"

think about it and say it five times fast.
can anybody catch the Dresden Files reference from blood rites?
 

Rewdalf

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Jan 6, 2010
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You see, I've always hated these types of little games, because I've never had a pet!
So I've always been excluded...
I guess I can cross out "porn star" from my list of prospective jobs...
 

conchshellthegeek7

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Mick Carriagehill, madam. I've come to...deliver a package. *bom chicka wah wah*

Incidentally, my sister tried this too, but then we ended up with the same name. So she used our second pet instead, and ended up with "Coco Carriagehill".