What's your pornstar name?

[Alucard582]

Veed Alexander.

I prefer my real life nicknames:

"Ross the Boss", or "Big Ross".

 

[Billabong Pobblecock]

george harvard

 

[ezeroast]

Flash Cherry, come to clean your pool

Edit: with a name like that i think i'd need a sex change also

 

[TheAceTheOne]

Gizmo Mcinstry? eh not bad....

i would prefer "Gowan Commando"

think about it and say it five times fast.

Spoiler

can anybody catch the Dresden Files reference from blood rites?

Yep. I love the Dresden Files. Can't wait for the next one, Ghost Story~

 

[TheDarklite]

Goldy Cordelia. Now that makes me wtf!

Goldy was the name of my first dog (a labrador) and I used to live on Cordelia Ave when I was a wee little child.

Certainly sounds porny to me... but a little homoseks too.... Which I am not....

 

[Shock and Awe]

Tigger Park....nice.

Though my last name is "Rountree" so that is pretty good on its own.

 

[Nieroshai]

They call me "Tater Salad." The ladies love my cheese wheel.

 

[DarkRyter]

Brownie 39th.

I feel dirty.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Lance Dickstrong
aaaawww yeaaah.

 

[Greatjusticeman]

Bernice.


Say it in a deep, soothing voice.

Yeah.

 

[gabmed]

Itchy and Scratchy.

 

[Phasmal]

Mine would be Bobbie Arnold.
I'm a girl.

 

[LandoCristo]

Lucky Ranger.

Had an Australian Shepherd mix dog named Lucky, and first lived on a street called Ranger Loop. It could work as a porno name.

 

[Devil's Due]

Snowball Wood

Well... That name has surprisingly two boner-jokes, so I believe that's a successful porn name!

"Call me Mr. Wood, or 'Snowball,' whichever you prefer, miss. Shall we begin?"

 

[chickenlord]

chickenlord....

 

[TheFinalFantasyWolf]

Lucifer Ryder

Eh, I could live with it

 

[PunkRex]

Max Bond... im OK with this.

Max = My first dog (he was a white boxer and had every disease in the book yet lived till 13, hard as nails).
Bond = Bonding Yard Walk (Max Yard sort of works to).

 

[PunkRex]

Lance Dickstrong
aaaawww yeaaah.

Where is this Dickstrong?! I wish to live there.

 

[Zeraki]

Central Blvd Bandit... that's actually kind of catchy, I might start using it. -ahem-

 

[countrysteaksauce]

First pet?
Then it would be Chokey Wedgefield...

Chokey is a foreign name lol...