What's your pornstar name?

[OutforEC]

Elric Glenwood, named so after my albino corn snake.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Huh I heard it was your first name and than the street. But whatever. Mine would be Tom Woodhill my way.

Are you ready to storm a hill of wood baby?
Man that sounds bad, lol.

 

[ekaj19]

mine would be chewy dunlap

 

[ChuQue37]

Cliff Diamond.

I'm here to tag ass and chew bubblegum.

And I'm all out of gum.

 

[War Penguin]

Johansen Inglewood.

... No bad, I guess, but not good, either.

 

[TheAceTheOne]

Mine: Cokie Northmoor... I'm a guy. Faaail
My friend's: Fluffy Daughterman. Yes, you read that right. Fluffy. Daughterman.

I can't even come with any kind of a pitch about Fluffy Daughterman.

 

[infohippie]

First pet was a dog called King, grew up on Cockman Road...
King Cockman - with a name like that, I'm doing myself a disservice if I don't go into porn.

 

[That's Funny]

Tommy Pitts (I don't just came into my head)

 

[MarmaladeDragon]

Bertie Goldthorn.....not bad

 

[Ham_authority95]

So. The idea here is to take your first pets name (For example mine was Guinness)
Followed by the first street you ever lived on (For example mine was Holmesdale road)
The order there in isn't important. Just do whatever sounds best!

This may not work with some american readers. What with the roads just having numbers or whatever. If your first street name is rubbish then try the first town or neighborhood you lived in or something.

Let's see it in action

The names Guinness Holmesdale ma'am. I've come to look at your pipes...

Post your pornstar name in the comment along with where you got it from...

EDIT: Feel free to cut down your road names respectively (e.g. only keeping the interesting part)
DOUBLE EDIT!: Yeah this doesnt always work but post it anyway. as I said it may not work for people outside the UK where we have creative road names!

Jimmy Thunderbird. I considered giving you guys a chance, but it wouldn't be any fun.

 

[Jonatron]

Taz Auchinlech. The Scottish devil under your sheets.

 

[cdstephens]

Dakota Northstar. Er...

 

[Joe McGahan]

Pumpkin Ironwood? I'll take it!

 

[ChocoFace]

speedy saddleback......well it sounds porny, but not the good kind haha

Thanks, i needed that laugh.

OT: never had a pet
the street's name translates to "freedom" though.

So i guess that makes me Cpt. Freedom (had to make up for a missing first name)

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Smutty Lowry

roflol.

Smutty was a cat btw He looked like he had soot on his nose.

 

[Sir Boss]

Scarlatti Stratton? what?

 

[Amgeo]

Sammy Churchill.

 

[AvsJoe]

Kudo Partington?

Couldn't I do 2nd and 2nd? I'd be Shady Buckingham, adult actor extraordinaire!

 

[Bagged Milk]

Mr. Floppy Ears 29 Mile Road? hmmm...