What's your warning label?

daishonato

New member
May 21, 2009
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Warning: Educated agnostic. Keep well away from christians and small children, and NEVER make eye contact.
 

vivadelkitty

New member
Dec 21, 2008
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Warning: Contents prone to hugging, glomping, and long, opinionated, rants. Laurent is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use.
 

Snotnarok

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Nov 17, 2008
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WARNING: Is Classic like no other
Or
WARNING: Is ready to shoot up some alien/nazi/mutant/RED/BLU/timesplitter bitches
 

Berithil

Maintenence Man of the Universe
Mar 19, 2009
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Warning: Extreme Sarcasm. Stepping within five feet of this person may subject you to high doses of clever retorts and annoyed remarks. Doing so may cause you to suffer severe mental confusion and/or spontanious stuttering whilst trying to think of something to say. Enter at your own risk.
 

Quala

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Mar 18, 2009
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WARNING: Prolonged exposure to subject while in talkative mood may cause headaches, frustration, or melting of your frontal lobe.

Or, on a more violent note: WARNING: Once you touch the fedora, all personal injuries you may/may not sustain become your own responisibility. You have been warned.