When is a Door Not a Door?

[lacktheknack]

Guilty as charged.

EVERYONE here will be guilty as charged, and they're lying if they say they aren't.

Tired of people quoting you yet? There's a downside to getting the first post.

STAAAAAAHP!

Naw, my inner attention whore is reveling in it.

 

[Veldel]

Please dont burn me on a stake but I don't like Nuttella I think its nasty. D:


OT: Fun Comic as usual but the only time I eat out of the jar is if its frosting and that was when I was younger xD

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't think I understand the joke.
Could somebody please explain. Please.

Everyone loves Nutella (The hazelnut spreading that Erin is eating) to a point where they just eat it without putting it on anything.

I mean I use a spoon to eat it, now eating it bare handed ... that is a WHOLE other level. XD

... but seriously kids, if you are going to eat Nutella without bread at least use a spoon.

People eat Nutella...
and enjoy it? I always thought everybody hated Nutella.

What horrifying madness is THIS?

How can anyone hate the magic of hazelnuts and chocolate?!

Ever eaten Ferrero Rocher?

Lack the Knack has gone cray cray. We need to restart his QWOPometer.

You'll be okay man.

 

[lacktheknack]

I don't think I understand the joke.
Could somebody please explain. Please.

Everyone loves Nutella (The hazelnut spreading that Erin is eating) to a point where they just eat it without putting it on anything.

I mean I use a spoon to eat it, now eating it bare handed ... that is a WHOLE other level. XD

... but seriously kids, if you are going to eat Nutella without bread at least use a spoon.

People eat Nutella...
and enjoy it? I always thought everybody hated Nutella.

What horrifying madness is THIS?

How can anyone hate the magic of hazelnuts and chocolate?!

Ever eaten Ferrero Rocher?

Lack the Knack has gone cray cray. We need to restart his QWOPometer.

You'll be okay man.

My what-?





...urgh... what's a Nutella...?

 

[neoontime]

Neither of them are lesbians.

Ha ha ha. But of course they are.

Ha ha ha oh yeah of course
I still don't get it.
Seriously each of them have had relationships with males in the cartoon strip. I give up. Explain the supposed joke please!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't think I understand the joke.
Could somebody please explain. Please.

Everyone loves Nutella (The hazelnut spreading that Erin is eating) to a point where they just eat it without putting it on anything.

I mean I use a spoon to eat it, now eating it bare handed ... that is a WHOLE other level. XD

... but seriously kids, if you are going to eat Nutella without bread at least use a spoon.

People eat Nutella...
and enjoy it? I always thought everybody hated Nutella.

What horrifying madness is THIS?

How can anyone hate the magic of hazelnuts and chocolate?!

Ever eaten Ferrero Rocher?

Lack the Knack has gone cray cray. We need to restart his QWOPometer.

You'll be okay man.

My what-?





...urgh... what's a Nutella...?

It's.......your heart. You need a transplant, otherwise you have a month left to live.

 

[lacktheknack]

I don't think I understand the joke.
Could somebody please explain. Please.

Everyone loves Nutella (The hazelnut spreading that Erin is eating) to a point where they just eat it without putting it on anything.

I mean I use a spoon to eat it, now eating it bare handed ... that is a WHOLE other level. XD

... but seriously kids, if you are going to eat Nutella without bread at least use a spoon.

People eat Nutella...
and enjoy it? I always thought everybody hated Nutella.

What horrifying madness is THIS?

How can anyone hate the magic of hazelnuts and chocolate?!

Ever eaten Ferrero Rocher?

Lack the Knack has gone cray cray. We need to restart his QWOPometer.

You'll be okay man.

My what-?





...urgh... what's a Nutella...?

It's.......your heart. You need a transplant, otherwise you have a month left to live.

OH NO! If only there was a brown, sticky and sweet nut spread that I could put on toast to help me through these trying times! D:

 

[t850terminator]

Why I always keep backup box of crackers...

 

[William Ossiss]

I have tried nutella... But I'd never go out of my way to buy it
Biscoff spread, on the other hand...
IT'S MADE OUT OF COOKIES

 

[JimB]

I believe this qualifies as a "weaksauce joke."

You're allowed to think that. Do recall that comics are a visual medium, though, and a lot of the punchline is the slow buildup of the last three panels and the look on Erin's face.

 

[irok]

BTW, guys... A door is not a door when it's a-jar.

Goddamit , coffee you have failed me. I don't always eat Nutella , but when I do its with peanut butter so I don't even know what this nonsense is about I feel your missing out on at least 50% of the Nutella experience.

 

[Cybylt]

Guilty as charged.

EVERYONE here will be guilty as charged, and they're lying if they say they aren't.

WRONG! I don't eat Nutella.

How do you live life? D:

You really should, man. It's like someone mixed heaven with chocolate and put it in a jar.

BTW, guys... A door is not a door when it's a-jar.

Chocolate Heaven does not taste like coco puffs.

I really can not wrap my head around how that stuff got to be so popular since it tastes like a crappy breakfast cereal.

I have no idea what you ate, but the Nutella I eat tastes way better than Coco Puffs.

Coco Puffs don't have hazelnuts in them.

I taste no hazelnuts in it, only cheap chocolate flavoring.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'm not sure I get it. So a door is not a door when it's a smartass game critic eating nutella?

Guilty as charged.

EVERYONE here will be guilty as charged, and they're lying if they say they aren't.

WRONG! I don't eat Nutella.

HOLD IT! You, sir, are guilty of not eating Nutella. confirm/deny?

OT: I also don't eat that stuff, I much prefer peanut butter. Regardless, Erin should know better... sticky fingers all over the controller... *grumble*

I think I already confirmed that. So yeah I plead guilty to not eating Nutella.

 

[Siege_TF]

Allergic to chocolate, so the best I can do is spread a small amount on top of peanut butter and hope for the best.

 

[Two-A]

Funny thing, never had Nutella before. Considering how batshit everyone goes for it and the fervor for which they'll defend it, I don't think I'll ever pick it up myself. I guess what I'm trying to say is I at least I know I have some class...can't say the same about anyone else here who has had Nutella.

Oooh... Burn.


But seriously, it's good, not something I go wild about though. You know what I also eat without bread? Peanut Butter, that stuff is ridiculously rare in my country, and I find it too delicious to eat it with bread.

People eat Nutella...
and enjoy it? I always thought everybody hated Nutella.

I think that was Marmite.

 

[DigitalAtlas]

I swear to god I am the only person on this planet who does not love Nutella.

Your move, survival of the fittest.

 

[lacktheknack]

Guilty as charged.

EVERYONE here will be guilty as charged, and they're lying if they say they aren't.

WRONG! I don't eat Nutella.

How do you live life? D:

You really should, man. It's like someone mixed heaven with chocolate and put it in a jar.

BTW, guys... A door is not a door when it's a-jar.

Chocolate Heaven does not taste like coco puffs.

I really can not wrap my head around how that stuff got to be so popular since it tastes like a crappy breakfast cereal.

I have no idea what you ate, but the Nutella I eat tastes way better than Coco Puffs.

Coco Puffs don't have hazelnuts in them.

I taste no hazelnuts in it, only cheap chocolate flavoring.

Then you're eating Nutella that is not the same as my Nutella!

 

[WOPR]

When it's "ajar"? HAHAHHAHAHA. . .
*reads comic*
Alright I'm beginning to feel more and more like the only person that has never had nutella. Sorry but I Just don't find the mixture of peanutbutter and chocolate to be appealing...

 

[Eric the Orange]

Ha ha ha oh yeah of course
I still don't get it.
Seriously each of them have had relationships with males in the cartoon strip. I give up. Explain the supposed joke please!

With all the social justice crusading going on these days what with feminism and LGBT rights and whatnot, it makes sense for Grey Carter to make his characters all sorts of non-male in an attempt to be witty and stay true to his anti-white guy defense force point of view.

Everything else was, like, 12 levels of irony. At least.

Dude really? Really? two people sitting next to each other on a couch is relationship to you? Have you been so entrenched in gender politics discussions that that is all you can see now?

 

[Darklord008]

Never enjoyed Nutella. At all. In fact, when I was younger, I always used Nutella as shorthand for something that tasted terrible, and most everyone agreed with me. Maybe that was just the area where I grew up, who knows? Either way, Exchange that Nutella with a jar of peanut butter, and you basically have my go-to snack most of my freshman year. And it was AWESOME.