When you see the mushroom cloud...
- Thread starter Fniff
- Start date
*turn to the person next to me* assess which of the following would be the best to say depending on whose there, be it a stranger, a friend etc.
"i love you"
"im your real father"
"im the one your wife has been sleeping with"
also i would try to fart...i want the last thing i do on this earth to be lighting a fart with a nuclear explosion.
"i love you"
"im your real father"
"im the one your wife has been sleeping with"
also i would try to fart...i want the last thing i do on this earth to be lighting a fart with a nuclear explosion.
"Awww Fuck" (for me this is big cause i rarely ever swear)
"Charge!!!" (If I am gonna get hit by radiation my death will at least be quick. Oh, and Mr. Mushroom Cloud, I can be very persuasive *serious face*.)
"Charge!!!" (If I am gonna get hit by radiation my death will at least be quick. Oh, and Mr. Mushroom Cloud, I can be very persuasive *serious face*.)
"so this is how it ends? I guess this is better than something slow and painful" *realizes that I'm out of the blast radius* "oh...shit."
That depends on how far I am from the blast. If I'm too close I'd probably just sigh or scream really loud. If I'm at a sufficient distance, however, and possibly lounging around in my garden, I'd get my sunglasses and a cool beer and wait for the shockwave to shred me.
