When you see the mushroom cloud...

[Triple AD]

"Hmmm maybe I should run now ooh look a cookie OM GROM NOM *dissolve* OM GROM AAAAGH"

Or

"I hate Mushrooms"

 

[sam13lfc]

I'd start saying that monologue Ron Perlman does at the start of Fallout 3.

 

[Fniff]

"At least I died making a popular thread."

or

Drive to playground,finally climb up the very big slide and slide down it. Die a happy person.

 

[Redingold]

Stercus, stercus, stercus, moriturus sum.

Hundred-Year-Old Egg if you get the reference.

 

[thatotherguy2]

I would just simply yell " Everyone lets blow up walmart. THe raidersthen wont be able to use it!!"

 

[DeathsAmbassador]

Probably something like, "Well it was only a matter of time" or just "FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!"

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

Now, am I twelve miles away from that blast, or am I royally fucked?

(Though I'd still be in major trouble if I was less than a hundred miles away, and may still be fucked depending on the size of the bomb. That isn't even factoring in radiation.)

 

[theonecookie]

i would think "sum how this is my fault"

 

[torylva]

"MY EYES, IT HUUUUR--"
*dead*

well before i would think or say i would be dead, a force wave would be in speed of about 600m/s but well, from far i would think "thats it, its over" then i would go to a vault and wait for fallout series to happen...

Edit: if it was the moment as it happens i would think
"memo: dont press red big buttons with skulls on..."

 

[Rolling Thunder]

"Damnit, Damien, I said the RED WIRE. RED WIRE. Now look what you did. That was my good bomb too, jeez..."

I like this one. I'm actually laughing.

 

[Fniff]

Now, am I twelve miles away from that blast, or am I royally fucked?

(Though I'd still be in major trouble if I was less than a hundred miles away, and may still be fucked depending on the size of the bomb. That isn't even factoring in radiation.)

Depends. What do you think WW3 would be like?

 

[Spudgun Man]

Time to crack open the beer stash.

(Face it there's naff all you can do)

 

[Danzaivar]

"Huh."

 

[BlackHawkfox]

Simply smile, you saw the end of the world, how lucky can you get?

 

[AwesomeNinjaPowers]

I'll be finding the nearest Amnesty International worker/drone, whatever they're called, and saying 'Protect the human? Great job guys!' and then laughing maniacally as my flesh disintegrates off my bones leaving nothing but my charred corpse behind.

 

[Warwolt]

"So, finally, it begins.. *vfosh"

 

[YuheJi]

Duck and cover, kids!

 

[Not Carl]

"Eh."

 

[Librarian Mike]

"Fancy a 3way, honey?"


Edit: Seriously, though...I'd be a hug seeker.

 

[RagnorakTres]

I won't. I live less than twenty miles from a nuclear reactor. FLASH I'm dead.