When you see the mushroom cloud...

wrecker77

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what do you mean THE mushroom cloud?

what the devil are yuo planni-

*sees the cloud*

o sunofa bi-

 

similar.squirrel

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I'll probably look around frantically for a fridge before realising that I hate life and start looking around frantically for some nice disintegration-music instead.
Rockets Fall on Rocket Falls, obviously.
 

UsefulPlayer 1

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"Shoulda played my cards better. Shoulda got laid."

sigh*

Then I'll proceed to run towards the blinding light.
 

xXCrocmonXx

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I'd go run down the street, grab some cute girl and point to the mushroom cloud before violently tearing her clothes off.

Either that or I'd steal the keys to the car and drive like I've never driven before AWAY from the clouds. Then, two years later, I'd come back in T-51b power armor and say "Oh wow I lived here?" before dying of radiation poisoning.
 

crooked_ferret

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I suppose this requires further input ... how far am I from ground zero?
because there wouldn't be time for any thoughts if you were in the flash blast radius, you'd basically be particles in nanoseconds.
 

Fniff

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wrecker77 said:
what do you mean THE mushroom cloud?

what the devil are yuo planni-

*sees the cloud*

o sunofa bi-

You really thought this was a innocent thread.

I'm eating popcorn now,laughing.
 
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Monocle Man said:
Vive la revolution! Come my minions, war is upon us!


Unless they threw the bombs too early, then I would yell "Curse you gods, you have betrayed me!" after which I quickly retreat to my basement.
I demand to be part of this battle.
 

Triple G

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Flishiz said:
I'll have the smug look on my face recalling the years of ridicule I got for wearing that 2 inch thick lead suit.
Dude led is toxic, you should be dead by now if you wear such a suit xD

tt: I would say: "YES, MY plan worked! Now the world belongs to ME! Kneel before ME, bent down to ME! I am your emperor now! NO more *****-ass country governments! Only ONE, MINE! NO MORE companies, only government property, NO MORE COMMERCIALS on tv! And now BUILD MY FUCKING PALACE!

EDIT: I would be sitting in a secure room watching this on TV while my underlings kneel before my and my 50 concubines are waiting in my bedroom.
 

spuddyt

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*turns around*
[http://img524.imageshack.us/i/demomanz.jpg/]
What did I ever do to you!!!!
 

Berethond

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"Well, SCREW YOU, MACKELY! You didn't have to overload the reactor just because your niece and I--" [radiation death]

*It should be noted that Mr. Mackely DOES work and at a nuclear reactor.
 

Haunted Serenity

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"oh why did the world decide to nuke canada eh" or get a car and drive as fast as i can towards to blast. gotta be a cool ramp/ruin somewhere in that death zone
 

Icehearted

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Actually, the likelihood of you being vaporized by an atomic weapon explosion is small. Most likely, you will be struck by debris or crush by the pressure of the blast since they are typically supposed to explode above a city rather than in it.
[http://img90.imageshack.us/i/factcat.png/]